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relocated on government orders

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About Me

I am a fat married man who lives in alabama with my wife and kids. for the most part i am a recluse. i don't like to leave the house unless its absolutely necessary. Layout made by .linkback_topleft { position: absolute; top: 0px; left: 0px; } .r{}

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

open minded, likes to have fun, isn't afraid to try new things, loves music, and video games, pulse preffered but not required.

My Blog

royally fucked by the pony express

ok mishaps happen and small problems are bond to arise at any given time.  especially when you have just recently moved.  now i just recently moved and i bought a new car so i was just waiting for a s...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:10:00 GMT

storming the calm

so myself, son, and my wife have all finnally gotten moved into the new house.  things are being put away into their new places, and of coarse making those little adjustments to the day to day.  my sc...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 04:52:00 GMT

one hell of a busy week

well income taxes came in so naturally i have spen every penny.  but this year i actually did the grown up thing and made some very smart investments.  so friday i bought a house.  its a three bedroom...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:51:00 GMT

done

i finnally got them posted.  anyone wanting to see my son look in the pics.  i got them posted yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 18:20:00 GMT

here we go again

yeah a computer!! its been so long.  ok, so as far as whats new whats old, and all that other fluff, first of all don't freak out.  i know the profile says married but its only commo law and...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 06:32:00 GMT

the baby report

all right everyone its about that time again when i sweep online for one breif moment and leave a blog updating my life.  the baby is now 21 weeks weighs in at 13 oz and i have pictures.  if...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 23:33:00 GMT

many changes

everyone who reads this knows me pretty well and i know you know i am for the most part a bumbeling idiot.  yes i'm willing to admit it, but i digress.  so in the stupendously wonderfull new...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 22:59:00 GMT

another day another dollar

people have a tendency to ask why i am the way i am.  i blame my birth circumstances.  i mean when your first impression of this world is being cold, wet, and molested by strange men in whit...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:35:00 GMT

lack of work is bad for the stomache

so approxamaitley 1 month ago i lost my job over something incredibly stupid.  now granted it was a crap job to begin with, it did pay my bills and put food on my table.  now i have been mak...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:24:00 GMT

motives, & intent

ok anyone who knows me knows that i am a recluse.  i care for crowds i hate being touched, and usually i am pretty well satisfied if absolutely nobody notices me in the coaurse of a day.  no...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 20:38:00 GMT