I like when people smile back at me
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My Life is Simple
I like when people pronounce my name correctly.. but I probably wont correct you if you say it wrong, I still put black olives on my fingers before eating them, Sometimes when I take a bath...I let the shower run, My computer takes up a majority of my time, paying attention is something I should do more, I will only allow white hangers in my closet, I like to Google my friends and find out weird things about them, My favorite foods are eaten with chopsticks & Spoons, Karma is good...good Karma is even better, negative people make me negative.. so I wisely choose the people I surround myself with, my family is out of control, I love to smile.. and even do it when I'm not supposed to, If you ever ask me what's wrong.. I'll always say nothing, I have a rebuttal for everything, I swallow every piece of gum I put in my mouth... I even swallow other peoples gum, I don't pay attention to where I'm going, I can't sit still for 5 seconds..and I trip over everything, Relying on people is something I don't prefer, Drunk people make me laugh... and drunk people who dance make me laugh harder, Trusting people is not easy for me, A new president would be cool, War is wack, any form of transcendence amazes me, I can't wait to see which path God chooses for me, I get excited to go to work every morning, I try and make one new friend a day, cooking is my art...and I don't do it enough, I will sleep anywhere and I really hate the taste of Bananas and Mushrooms...
Some things that really bother me include, but are not limited to; fake fingernails.. especially ones with different colored tips.. my roomate Chris can get away with it though, undisciplined children, 120 degree Julys in Arizona, getting hit on at Lifetime Fitness, getting whistled at when I go for a walk, small closets, people who are constantly late..unless you have a child, people who steal stuff from my store, people who aren't willing to try new foods, unfaithful husbands, fibbers, people who take waaaay to long to make simple decisions, people who get mad at little things, guys who wear Affliction t-shirts, girls who are always crying, bad oral hygiene, getting flat tires on my bicycle when I ride it a mile away from my house, getting pulled over by mean women police officers, Chipotle first timers who don't know how to order, old dramatic women with missing teeth, friends who live far away from me, parents who drop their kids off @ the shop while they get the full Palm Valley Pavillion spa treatment, people who wear "grillz"
