FAMILY COMES FIRST.(period.)-
I MOVED TO NORTH CAROLINA IN 05, FROM SO. CALIFORNIA. AND YEARS AGO I WAS IN KENTUCKY. BEFORE THAT I LIVED IN A DRUNK GUYS NUT SACK, WHO LATER PLANTED ME IN AN EGG, THEN CAME THE ADOPTION PROCESS, THUS IM HERE NOW. IM THE BEST MISTAKE THE WORLD HAS SEEN.- WHEN I WAS A KID I ONCE RAN, TRIPED, AND FELL FACE FIRST INTO A FRESH PILE OF DOG SHIT. IT CHANGED MY LIFE. I WENT AND PEED THROUGH THE SCREEN DOOR INTO THE HOUSE OF THE OWNER OF THE DOG. FROM THAT DAY ON, I DONT RUN ANYMORE.- IM NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO LIKES THINGS JUST TO GO AGAINST THE NORM, THERFORE MY FAVORITE NUMBER REALLY IS 13.- MY JEANS HAVE HOLES IN THEM BECAUSE I FELL, NOT BECAUSE THEY WERE STRATEGICALY PLACED THERE IN SOME JEAN FACTORY.- I SLEEP NAKED WHICH LEADS TO PROBLEMS WHEN SOMEONE KNOCKS ON THE FRONT DOOR IN THE MORNING... IT ALWAYS "STANDS UP" IN THE MORNING, IM REALLY NOT HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
