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K LA ♥

who? KETURAAA aka RETUNA duh

About Me

Im KLA (kayla).
i am one of the happiest people ever.
i talk to anyone.
i love making new friends.
i have a phone named kevin.
i spend most my weekends with rejena.
i i am awesome.
i have a texting addiction.
i hate mayonaise and everything about it.
i love playing viva pinata on xbox 360.
i work at safeway.
i am kinda random.
i dont hate anyone.
i love the other woman.
i think i have the best siblings ever.
i am beautiful according to brandon =]
i go to pittsburg high.
i couldnt live withouth peanut butter.
i have the mind of a teenage boy.
i am half black, half white.
i get nightmares watching freddy kauger.
i love watching cartoon network and disney channel.
i am a C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N.
i enjoy my lfe .=]
COMMENTS?

My Interests

I LOVES
THE TURF

I'd like to meet:

your mom

Music:

HelloGoodbye
GreenDay
Fall Out Boy
Trinity lol
Panic! at the Disco
2gether
Head Automatica
Avenged Sevenfold
Barney
samakaneth in the shower
samakaneth on the counter
ketura of course
Zelda

Inside Jokes Breastfeed
turn on the light!
poisoner
poisoner jr
8453
its kinda hot in here
Shley
alicias mind control
squatchie
its me nicoe
thursday?
samakaneth
n*sync christmas cd
black and clear sperm
the dril
cannibal
cream filled pastries
leeeever
yaaa-uh
no-oo
gatorade lies
ah cheh palabra
josh has anorixic fingers
lets speak german
girls just wanna have fun
unce waht
KAAAY LAAAA
scary person is a druggie
james
buffalo
the black guy

Friends Marissa
is defiently the sexiest of my friends. and my favortest. shes like the bestest friend ive ever had lol and wenever i get to see her is get SOOOO Happy cuz i mean shes marissa how can u not be happy to see her. shes great. i wish i lived in stockton still. shes one of the only people out there that i still talk to a lot and hang out wit. shes seriously like the best person ive ever met. and I LUV HER!!!!
Emilio
lol the day i met him, my whole life changed. hes the worst person ive ever met and hes completly evil and i really dont kno y i talk to him. he scares me a lot and confuses me at all times. but hes the only one that will throw people off a water fall wit me. hes a great dad lol even if i dont kno if my son has one or 2 legs. and he sucks cuz he ruined our anual hyper day by goin swimming. that bitch. he has a lot of scary friends that im sad ive ever met cuz they are even weird then people i hang out wit and i didnt even kno that was possible. i use to like him but now i hate him. well ive always hated him but yah we have a special relationship lol and i think he only uses me for 8453s. i completly twinkie him but he will throw me a nice after party at my funeral
Trinity
defiently the SECOND coolest person in the world lol. shes the only person that listens to the stupid things i say that dont make sense to even me but she gets them. her mommy is super cool too. that must be where she gets it from. and she likes to scare random people which is like the best thing to do at skool. she likes a ugly boy wit ugly hair but its okay i still luv her lol. umm shes goin to help me kill marie after i hook her up wit bellici and then we will all be so happy. i luv goin to her house and using her for her video games. i personally think shes a whore. a red headed whore but no one believes me. but i like how shes so dark that she glows in the dark
Ashley
she use to be cool but then she started to be controled by alicia and she jus not the same. she has nice boobs, only in certaion shirts but still nice. shes too hyper. and she likes ugly people like mikey way who isnt half as pretty as pete wentz. she really needs to get a drill so that i can watch her dress. that would be great. she loves her pe teacher a little too much but bono is the coolest. gosh she never figured out who ashbie is. now i will never be happy. i dont even wanna talk about her anymore
Kyle
hmm... well this is hard lol. kyle is the coolest out of emilios friends. i hope one day soon i get to hang out wit him so that we can make many inside jokes and live hapily. he reminds me of trinitys cuzin lol i dont kno y. he did have nice fluffy hair but not anymore and its just not the same. his semi baldiness makes me sad. i may cry. *sniffles* im having a moment
NICOLITA
aw yes my sister.... shes a big loser who has way too much free time. and she does look like a lion at times but if i didnt have her then i would have no on to give nicoes to
MATT
my bestest friend at pitt. i tell him everythin and he tells me everything which sucks cuz neither of us want to kno these things bout eachother. i still think matts stupid. but i love him cuz he got me starbucks and is buying me a fish
Kacey
shes the other woman in mine and emilios and trinitys relationship. i broke up wit her once cuz she made emilio go against me. but shes cool cuz she lets me call her trinity wen trinity abandons me.

My Blog

YAY Fox in Socks by DR Suess

FoxSocksBoxKnoxKnox in box.Fox in socks.Knox on fox in socks in box.Socks on Knox and Knox in box.Fox in socks on box on Knox.Chicks with bricks come.Chicks with blocks come.Chicks with bricks and blo...
Posted by K LA ♥ on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:09:00 PST

ownership

victor2.0-kayla carly-ashley brytknee-natalie jackie-miguel mcpod-zavio quinn-melodie felipe-thompson roger-ketura...
Posted by K LA ♥ on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 07:54:00 PST

music players r sluts

Victor 2.0: has a baby wit MC pod, and jus got divorced from brytknee. also is secretly gay wit carly. doesnt like roger. went to find himself and no body knows exactly where he went but wen he came b...
Posted by K LA ♥ on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 07:34:00 PST

OMGOSH IM LIKE HYPERVENTILATIN

OMGOSH!!! earlier i was talkin to zelda and he told me he had no shirt on and i like freaked out!! i wish i could see it that would be SOOOOO coool. omgosh i can so picture it!! zelda is SOOOO sexy li...
Posted by K LA ♥ on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:50:00 PST

why gatorade lies....

how can u not see it? everytime u watch a gatorade commercial ur watchin a lie... have u notice that wen the people on tv drink gatorade... they start to sweat all these cool colors, but wen u do it u...
Posted by K LA ♥ on Sun, 14 May 2006 07:18:00 PST