When life hands you lemons, add vodka and chill!i'm an aries. i like, no...i LOVE new shoes. i like flying because i can read gossip magazines without feeling guilty. i will put mustard and/or hot sauce on anything. i am really REALLY good at those racing games at the movie theatre where you sit in the car. i type 92 wpm, suckers. i won the cass county fair watermelon seed spitting contest two years in a row. i bake a mean apple pie and i can't make gravy to save my life. i (not-so) secretely love the delilah soft rock radio show and i think that costume parties are the most fun thing in the world. my idea of hell is to be itchy all over. i can put my tongue up my nose, but only my right nostril. i am strangely stringent when it comes to closet organization. i miss gilmore girls like the deserts miss the rain. i am over school like a bridge over troubled water. i love metaphors. i am a grammar freak, a raging liberal, a shower singer, a toe tapper, a myspace/facebook stalker, an asparagus enthusiast, and an avid toaster of breakfast baked goods. i try not to like veal, but it's delicious. i think there should be a rosetta stone program for pig latin...i could write the program. i'm fluent. i think there should be a miss america contest for best teeth. i love purple clothes, fancy sunglasses, pickles, balsamic vinegar and cab rides. i can rock out to 80s music like no other. i'm a goal-oriented person. i once had a new year's resolution to acquire a taste for bloody marys. i kicked that resolution's ass. my pet peeves are: the squeaky sound wet shoes make on the floor, bad sidewalk etiquette and kendra from girls next door. however, nothing NOTHING bothers me more than a great outfit with no appropriate shoes to wear with it. i have never understood the fanatacism for jagermeister. i despise the president and everything he stands for and i miss kole and ashley even more than i miss the gilmore girls (which is a lot...see above).live and let live.
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