U.S.A.! US ARMY! AUSTRALIA, the 2nd greatest country in the world! Sports, cars, trucks, traveling, hunting, fishing, not paying for sex, sarcasm, and work!
People. Friends with benies! A woman that currently has a bachelor degree and is working towards her masters! She brings home a 6 figure income, has excellent health insurance, including dental! Who allows me to be unemployed, hunt, fish, camp, play recreational sports, and let me do what ever I want! She's always faithful, honest, loving, caring, never complains, never gets headaches or becomes tired (YOU KNOW, LIKE DURING SEX), and more loyal than a dog whipped with a belt! Has an ASS and STOMACH that you could bounce a quarter off (because I spend 2 hours a day, 7 days a week in the gym, just like the rest of the people on MYSPACE)! All this wrapped up in a 5' 3" 107lb frame with a medium C cup! With one child and no will to procreate!!!
Anything really. Tool, Godsmack, ACDC, Metallica, Tom Petty, ect.! Nothing like big hair, the smell of leather, a few beers and trashing something to really make you feel alive!!!
PORN and MONSTERTRUCKS! The best movies have BOTH!
TELEVISION IS EVIL, AS OF THE DEVIL!!! THAT'S WHAT I TELL MY SON!!!
I can't read!!! My parents died when I was 12, you want to talk about that too! Why don't you slam a few beers, then try to drive home, YA ASS!
Service members around the world, firemen, policemen, teachers. My father, for being an example of honesty and responsibility and for teaching me that manhood is earned not given. My son, for teaching me that life is mysterious and wonderful, and that each day has a new beginning.