Mrs.McLovin - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I read a lot, drink way to much cheap wine and find myself watching the Food Network late a night. I have a dirty mouth , and hate the beach. I'm shy, but loud, and cute in a ugly way. I hate trying to describe myself in these little boxes....I'm just your not so average Southern girl.I love cold beer and college football, but I'll drink gin-n-juice or watch hockey any time you ask!
Some say I'm as country as grits and cracklins, but they also know I'm an intellegent individual, I read on a daily basis, and own over a thousand books, if I must have a hobby, well, book collecting is it. I'm a proud Democrat, I have a strong opinion on how my country should be ran!
Country I may be, but I enjoy things "outside" the box. I'm Irish and proud, I have two Shamrock tattoos inked on me and the words Anam Cara "soul Friend" in Gaelic(my girls and I got matching tats!)! I love garage rock and folk music, and think the White Stripes are the best damn thing since sliced bread. I attend NOW meetings as often as possible, or whenever they come near me and am a proud supporter of the NAAFA. I'm a natural blond, but think the jokes are bad ass!
I'm from Alabama, but that doesn't mean I have a narrow mind;I'm pro-choice,loud,I love a good dirty joke, and always read my horoscope.I call myself fat, and love to argue with morons, I adore Dolly and think George should just go, I listen to 2Pac and John Lennon, play Sonic The Hedgehog when I'm high, I sleep on sofas and extra beds most of the time. I didn't shed a single tear when I got my tattoo, but cry like a baby over a good chickflick.
-I got arrested once, my mug shot looks great! I adore my hound dog Georgie, and say yes ma'am to my Momma. I love havin a good time with my girls(ya'll know who you are!) and aint nothin sweeter than my god daughter Kenzie Grace!! I love muddin in Gods Country(lmao), I adore loud trucks, and can sing along with any country song that you play!
-I don't drive, I wear Randas band on my thumb, I love Dollar Menues like most humans love children and aint nothing sweeter than road trips with my best friend and her husband.I'm not one bit scared to knock you on your ass either. ..you should remember that last part
As Janis Joplin once said "...Don't mind me, man, I'm just fuckin' with ya!"
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My Interests

cooking,swimming,big pouty lips,ireland,short chicks,fat people,maine,my element,weird shit,porn,collecting books,the south, my momma,cats,bitch magazine,80's,eyeliner,my tattoo,Rollie's super butter blasting garlic burgers,my little darlin Kenzie,pam cooking spray,rainy days, cracklins,swimming in the dark,UAB,folk music,sad southern movies,the post office,oysters,the food network,this tiny mole under my left eye,anti-lotr,short stories,pat conroy,Babies First TV,returning random shit to wal-mart,my record,scaring dumb people, Mr.Bubbles,Duckie's mixed tapes, Vols Football, being made fun of for my movie collection(hey rollie!),fat cows, Hersheys lo carb almond bars, Pam's Pie, opening fresh bricks of coffee, double cheese burgers/ketchup only,daddys tattoo, pride, puddle jumpers,cheap shot glasses,well worn tees,dying my hair random colors, yelling "fuck-uh-duck" when the alarm clock goes off,getting up early just to catch breakfast at Jacks, Rodney/Misty movie night,beating my daddy at poker, miller high life, wathcing Kenzie dance to Cash, april eating whole logs of cheese, Miranda spanking me when I say g'damn

I'd like to meet:

proud fat people, another person from Alabama that can read, tattooed bitches, Shane, the real me, and that jerk that invented work

Music:

Johnny Cash,Hank Williams,Janis Joplin,Jimi Hendrix,Grayson Capps,Shooter jennings, The Who,Anna Nalick,Harry chapin,Led Zepplin,Garth Brooks,Jack Johnson,Tupac,Aretha Franklin,Ottis Redding,Etta James,Jewel,Cat Power,Ben Harper,Elliot Smith,Enya,Afroman,Tom Petty,Paul Simon,John Legend,Kim Carnes,Alan Jackson,Jack White,Alliosn Krauss,Taylor Swift,Martina McBride,Bob Seger,Trisha Yearwood,John Mayer,Nico,Nick Drake,Emmylou Harris,Allison Moorer,Gillian Welch,Lucinda Williams, Steve Earle,Theresa Anderson,Thalia Zedek,Isaac Hayes,Corey Smith,Plain white T's Nirvana,The Wreckers,The White Stripes,Buffalo Springfeild,Kings Of Leon,O.C.M.S,Shinedown,Yo La Tengo,The Sundays,The Fray,Pink floyd,The Who,the Heartbreakers,Dave Matthews Band,Kentucky Headhunters,Live,Pearl Jam,the Meat Puppets,The Clash,Ramones,Velvet Underground,The Shins,Frou Frou,Remy Zero,Simon & Garfunkel,The Royal Tenenbaums,A Love Song For Bobby Long,The Horse Whisperer,American Beauty: the Score,CAMP,Rushmore, Garden State,Kill Bill Vol.1,Kill Bill Vol.2,Igby Goes Down

Movies:

The Royal Tenenbaums,Igby Goes Down,Gardern State,Kill Bill Vol I and II, Pulp Fiction,Scareface,A Love Song For Bobby Long,Ride With the Devil,Elf,The Da Vinci Code,To Kill a Mockingbird,Pretty in Pink,Walk the Line,Drop Dead Fred,St.Elmo's Fire,Tombstone,Mystic Pizza,the Cutting Edge,AmÃ©lie,The Ice Storm,200 Cigarettes,Heathers,The Breakfast Club,All The Little Animals,Real Women have Curves,Bastard Out of Carolina,wizard of OZ,

Television:

The View,Degrassi: The Next Generation,Degrassi Junior High,My So-Called Life,House,Good Eats!,Feasting on Asphalt,The L Word,Miami Ink

Books:

Authors: Pat Conroy,David Sedaris,Nora Roberts,Melinda Haynes,Kaye Gibbons,Harper Lee,Truman Capote,J. K. Rowling,Thomas Harris,Anne Rice,Maya Angelou,Maeve Binchy,Frank McCourt,Rick Bragg

Fiction:Mother of Pearl,Beach Music,Naked,She's Come Undone,Icy Sparks,A Tree Grows in Brooklyn,Silence of the Lambs,In the Country of the Young,The White Oberlander, Breakfast at Tiffany's,Circle of Friends

Non-Fiction:Angela's Ashes: A Memoir,I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings,The Ballad of Little River: A Tale of Race and Restless Youth in the Rural South ,All Over but the Shoutin,Rat Bastards: The Life and Times of South Boston's Most Honorable Irish Mobster,Alabama: The History of a Deep South State,Cash: The Autobiography

Heroes:

My Momma, my hero."What can be more Southern than to obsess about being Southern?"

My Blog

Simple people.

A few years ago Orbix Hot Glass opened in my town, it's about 2 miles from my house and I've never really cared. They have very standard art, it's pretty but nothing to rave about, however ...
Posted by Mrs.McLovin on Sat, 26 May 2007 01:36:00 PST

Heavier than Heaven -Kurt Cobain

Rodney bought me Gus Van Sants 'Last Days', and I watched it, twice. I understood the movie, because I've read a dozen books on Kurt, watched bios and read lyrics. But to anyone other than a true Kurt...
Posted by Mrs.McLovin on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:37:00 PST

Nascar, Natty Lite and the VOLS.

while the idiots in the living room watch Nascar and drink cheap beer, I'm gonna sit in here and wallow in the glory of UTs win last night!! G'damn! We fuckin threw down!! I think BAMA/VOL day ...
Posted by Mrs.McLovin on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 03:07:00 PST

Tha Head

G'damn I love Tha Head! Ice cold beer, a soft couch, and greasy food in the morning. I have found my new family.... And the older you get, hell the cooler you become, Robbie and Mike are some awesome ...
Posted by Mrs.McLovin on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 12:15:00 PST

Lusting after lustful things.

Man.... I have some major envy. Rodney has bought himself the most amazing, top of the line metal iPod!! It holds 10,000 songs and hours upon hours of movie/vids. I want it. I mean....damn. It's so cu...
Posted by Mrs.McLovin on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:09:00 PST

It's a Southern thang.

I've fallen in love with Walk The Line, Libby and I watch it daily. We sing along and bug Rollie senseless, by playing the same chapter over...and over...and over.... Last night while I watched it I h...
Posted by Mrs.McLovin on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 08:04:00 PST

Mug Shots

Why the hell did everyone act like it was such a huge thing to get arrested? It wasn't scary or traumatizing...hell it was kinda fun. Momma was scared shitless, and so was Libby, but all in all, it w...
Posted by Mrs.McLovin on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 09:43:00 PST