i am an equal oppurtunity destroyer. i am all things defiled. i am the future. i am not for you. i am not for me.
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Masturbating while eating mac and cheese, body fluid painting, freelance industrial cosmetic surgery, stealing candy from children. stealing children from candy, corkscrew lobotomies, back alley abortions, bowling for midget parts, prophylactics and prosthetics, making human suits, LICKING WINDOWS, clubbing baby seals, molesting catholic priests, eating flesh(animal or other), endangering wildlife, roast beef drapery, pregnant women sparring partners, school shootings, praying for church shootings, women shoes, religious book burnings, natural disasters, birth defects, wheelchair demolition derbies, shiny objects, cripples and horse racing, littering to make indians cry, long walks on the beach, foreign films, and helping the differently abled
humans for consumption, humans for romantic evenings in the burn ward, and people that have similar interests........really none of you. i had a toaster and it left my home with my foreman grill. because of this i need new electronic friends.....and to THAT toaster....if i see you again we are bathing together...
alter boys, dog fashion disco, crossbreed, bile, mindless self indulgence, victor wooten, primus, nine inch nails, unearth, fear factory, hatebreed, the cure, nirvana, faith no more, anything mike patton, pantera, slayer, pigface, duct tape moustache, ratm, white stripes, hanzel und gretyl, squirrel nut zippers, beatles, course of empire, strapping young lad, the number 12 looks like you, perfect circle, killswitch engage, g.g. allin, bury your dead, rahzel, doug e fresh, snot, macabre, 3 6 mafia, cypress hill, public enemy, krs-one, mos def, bela fleck, rolling stones, odd trio, sleepytime gorilla museum, lots of other shit just ask
evil dead, frailty, seven, fallen, saw, bowling for columbine, way of the gun, eddie murphy: raw, reservoir dogs, predator, fifth element, wild things, most important nightmare before christmas, any of the pantera dvd's, dark city, cannibal:the musical, orgazmo, anything troma, 28 days later, ask me cause they be lots yo
adult swim, daily show, real sex(damn you juan), homicide(best show ever), sopranos, dead like me, six feet under, salute your shorts, in living color, twilight zone, tales from the crypt, outer limits, cops
house of leaves(best book ever), good omens, hitchhikers trilogy, bible(best fiction), Principia Discordia or How I Found Goddess and What I Did to Her When I Found Her(one of best religions), church of the SubGenius pamphlets, anything true crime/serial killers, anything fucked up facts or feats
ted bundy, pinhead, dr. jack kevorkian, and that is all noone is really my hero more like idols due to hilarious acts and punishing brutality, or in jacks case saintly work to the suffering, I AM THE ONLY HERO I HAVE(aim low fuckers)