Obituary |
Eric Branscum 1984-2007Eric Branscum was killed today when a 300 pound silverback gorilla ripped a hole in his face and crapped in it. The unfortunate proceedings took place while Eric was simultaneo...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 16:24:00 GMT |
Today is an important day |
Happy Birthday Ernest Borgnine!!!
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 19:03:00 GMT |
What a deal! |
Some phone networks can offer you free anytime minutes.Some car insurance companies are willing to give you a free insurance quote.Some credit card agencies give 0% Intro APR to new customers.
...but ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 22:33:00 GMT |
A list of things I never want to have happen. |
There are lots people out there who have lists of things that they want to make sure they do in their lifetime. I bet even you do. You know lists of things like, 1. Get married. 2. Go sky diving....
Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 19:53:00 GMT |
Once upon a time called right now |
TOP FIVE MOST UNINTENTIONALLY FUNNY MOVIE MOMENTS
I love bad movies. But only when they're funny/bad. I hate bad/bad movies. But funny/bad movies have provided some of the funniest m...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 17:01:00 GMT |
Have you ever watched a moonbeam As it slid across your windowpane |
I've been told there's nothing funny about starving children. But what if a starving child told me a joke? Do I laugh?
Posted by on Sat, 20 May 2006 01:20:00 GMT |
I was a teenage werewolf Braces on my fangs |
If a zombie outbreak where to ever happen (I'm keeping my finger crossed), here's the motivational speech I would give my team of survivors to inspire them to keep fighting....
"What's our motivation...
Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 10:50:00 GMT |
My smile is stuck I cannot go back t' yer Frownland |
I took Resident Evil 2 home from work Saturday night. So yesterday I started to play it and after about 15 minutes of playing I realized I didn't have a memory card so I couldn't save and if I d...
Posted by on Mon, 01 May 2006 09:46:00 GMT |
Just a little lovin Early in the mornin Beats a cup of coffee For starting off the day |
I don't like this "top 8" friends buisness on myspace. I feel like I have to pick and chose who I like best and that's not cool. So I've decided I'm just gonna leave them as they are. ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 08:54:00 GMT |
I've got a brillo box and i say it's art, It's the same one you can buy at any supermarket |
I think if I was handicapped I would still feel guilty about parking in handicapped spaces.
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 07:56:00 GMT |
