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Saint Expedite

About Me

I am a Roman soldier. I was executed for converting to Christianity in 303 AD by decapitation on the eradication orders of that nasty Emperor Diocletian. Now I am popular in the Catholic, Voodoo and Macumba worlds for my powers of fixing problems in a hurry. My feast day is April 19th. Oh yeah, and I am subversive in New Orleans. Sometimes I really hate that Holy Spirit! I am syncretized with Baron Samedi (the Lord of Death) in New Orleans and Oxossi (the God of the Forest/Hunt) and/or Logoun Ede (transvestite son of Oxossi ond Oxun-the Goddesss of fresh water) in Brasil. I enjoy cross dressing, rum, cigarettes, hard candy, and especially pound cake! Use me wisely for if I grant your desire you will be required to tell 1000 others of my glorious power! I mean it!!

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Foreskin of the heart causes stiff neck?

Deu 10:16 Circumcise therefore the foreskin of your heart, and be no more stiffnecked.
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 13:24:00 GMT

Who is your Orixa/Loa?

Who is your Orixa/Loa?
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 08:28:00 GMT

You might be thetanic if:

You might be a thetan if:
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 17:09:00 GMT