Mountaintops of Nougat and Caramel |
On the birth of Kim Jong-il:As prophesized by the swift mah-jong, our Dear Leader was born in 1942 from the mighty glaciers themselves atop Mt.Pikachu. Having sensed a great need amongst the peoples o...
Posted by Brandon on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 08:22:00 PST |
Horcrux |
Kim Jong-il once cast a horcrux spell on a young bespectacled Mikhail Gorbachev. Mikhail has ever since been marked with a scar in the shape of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. D...
Posted by Brandon on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 02:20:00 PST |
Dear Leader |
Kim Jong-il golfed thirty-eight under par. I'd like to see you beat that.
Posted by Brandon on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 05:31:00 PST |
Submitted for your approval |
Mark this day - April 17th, 2006. Brandon entered into the Blogosphere on this date. The world was never quite the same afterwards.
Posted by Brandon on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 06:07:00 PST |
