Douche Of Hazard was founded on strong morals and dedicating every day to what they strongly believe in. Not to the venture of creating bad ass music, not to staying true to ourselves and never selling out, we're not slaving night after night at our shows to convey a message of stand up for what you believe in. We're just trying to get laid. No luck thus far, but we're convinced that by sticking it out it will eventually happen.Our latest demo has been recorded and produced by legendary producer Rick Ruben, and after a long tedious 7 month struggle of waking up everyday to write and record wretchid sounds of flatulence and crying, Rick decided that the project was not going the way he was expecting it, and would do more harm to him than good and begged us to not credit him towards his wrong doing. At first we were skeptical to take all the blame for these songs but when he offered us the right to have our way with his wife for a night, we could not refuse.DOH is currently off tour for the moment as they Teach there new Front man Adrian the lyrics to there songs, Because the original singer, Shartsie McGee, had choked to death on his own cock. The band recalls Shartsie explaining how the pain could not overcome the pleasure involved in performing oral sex on himself."Death is something that we can't avoid," says Guitarist Ryan, "I only wish that I could go out with some lips around my dick too, even if it was my own mouth. Shartsie got more play than any of us. And we hated him for it. We're all glad he's gone."
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