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About Me

The short version is that I've spent a lifetime making dumb mistakes, bad decisions and poor choices...and yet, somehow...here I am. Not quite sure if it's dumb luck or some sort of cruel and unusual punishment that's gotten me this far, but hey...as long as the rollercoaster keeps movin' I guess I'm inclined to ride.
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Old friends, new pals, fellow beer drinkers, trouble makers, gearheads, Gina Schock, Jessy Schram, "Fat Jack" Robinson, Jerry Kugel, Kent Anderson, Kymberly Herrin and Dona Speir!!!

My Blog

HOW TO: Use a fast food drive-thru lane!

This one is almost as amazing as yesterday's lesson on using a public mens' room, in that you'll find yourself amazed at just how many people can't do it properly! In America, it's something that most...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2008 16:34:00 GMT

HOW TO: Use a Public Mens Room...

It's often been said that "Life doesn't come with an Instruction Manual", and for the most part...you wouldn't think it would NEED one. As cognative creatures, we're sort of expected to do a little th...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2008 13:00:00 GMT

Ted & Ellen 2008!!!

I've been trying to 'tune out' all the latest political crap. I already know that I'm voting for Obama, so I don't much care to hear what the candidates or analysts have to say anymore! I do think it'...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:01:00 GMT

Hell yeah!

As corny as it was, I actually LIKED the original movie...   ...glad to see that this latest sequel (Summer 2009) brings Vin Diesel and Paul Walker back together again!   http://www.thefasta...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:46:00 GMT

Shhhhh! It’s a SECRET!!! (Spies Only!)

This kinda goes along with my quip about the "Insecurity Guards", but I noticed it today while driving across town early this morning. What is it with these "Spy Shops"?! You might not believe it, but...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 17:17:00 GMT

BDA time at Firebase Greg!

In military-lingo, "BDA" typically stands for "Bomb Damage Assessment"...or, essentially, sending ground troops in to survey the damage caused after a bombing mission. They want a body count, number o...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 08:11:00 GMT

I want my NUGE truck back!!!

Many folks won't get this, but car folks will! We've all had vehicles that we let go and then later wanted them BACK, and such is the case here!! A couple years ago, I bought a beat-up 1978 Ford F250 ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:44:00 GMT

In Memory of a Friend...

I was informed today that a friend of mine from high school, Dave Lewis, died recently. I immediately suspected a car accident, or possibly a medical condition, or MAYBE a violent crime...but I was NO...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:36:00 GMT

Insecurity Guards looking for help?!

Ya know, life gets FAR easier if you don't take it so seriously! That philosophy also applies to us and our car related activities...it seems that alot of people lately are making big deals out of non...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 17:32:00 GMT

Freeway Frisbee...

They say that driving through Ohio is downright boring...and Lord knows I've done it enough times to know that, but what the state lacks in features of geological interest along I-75 it more than make...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 16:14:00 GMT