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i've decided to simply list a bunch of facts that may summerize my life.. here goes..i was born into an all women family in los angeles, i was raised by my grandmother because my mother was an alcoholic-drug addict, i am stupidly romantic, i graduated high school at the age of 16 and went straight to college, most sports bore the hell out of me with the exception of fencing ( of which i am currently rated a C in foil and D in epee ), moved to redding ca. when i was 10 because my grandmother didn't want me to join a gang or something negative like that, i have an iq of 132, i pee more than anyone you'll ever know, to the point where people wonder if i'm on the gear, i have an extremist personality and will master anything that interest me in very little time and then drop it all together once i lose interest, i'm very badly orally fixated and will kiss for hours if allowed to, i hate the overuse of the word "actually", i am very shy around people until i feel comfortable around them.. then there is no shutting me up, i am very cynical and you can't really take much i say seriously, i frequently develop crushes on girls in commercials, i never forgive or forget, i am an anglophile and lived in england for a year after college, i am afraid of black beans and will lose my entire appetite if they are on my plate, i once spent 6 months in jail and now hate the feeling of metal on my wrist, my nose has been broken about 4 times and now i have virtually no sense of smell, i am a huge music fan and play just about every instrument there is ( none very well at all ), i do not like candles and do not find them to be romantic, i love dogs and usually adopt my neighbours' without their knowledge, when i get drunk i have no understanding of money so i end up tipping way more than normal and still feel like i'm ripping people off, i collect tidbits of information on everything and people often think i'm insane for knowing so much about things like rainbows and the history of wheat beers, i'm hypoglycemic and will throw tantrums like a little child if my bloodsuger gets low, i hate the news and television.. so i never know anything about current events, i don't like politics and i refuse to talk about them, i am deathly afraid of getting hit by a car while crossing the street, i love to drive and ride motorcycles and will travel hundreds of miles on the weekends for no reason, i am a shopaholic and have more clothes than mariah carey, my hippy girlfriend had me get rid of my t.v. and i never bought another, when i do watch t.v. i almost never change it off the food network, i think outloud so people often think i'm a crazy person who talks to himself, i hate people who are lazy but my depression causes me to waste more time than anyone i know, i love my bicycle and will ride everywhere if i can, i am always thirsty and will have 19 refills at any meal, i hate people who think they know me based on very few actions they observe me doing, i often decide if i like someone just by their demeaner, i can't stand when people say things like "why don't you cook everything, you're the chef", i am 120 percent straight, but people often think i'm gay, i don't like drinking alcohol while eating, i would be a vegetarian without issue except for my love of steak, cheese, and chicken wangs.