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Dana

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About Me


I have two kids and am married. My son will turn 9 on July 8th and my daughter will turn 5 on November 6th. We have two cats, a Chinchilla named Gizmo and two Boxers named Brandy and Baron. Live in Gardner but I grew up near World's of Fun. Still have family in the area.
I enjoy spending time with my family and friends, getting together for cards or dinner and a movie, riding my motorcycle, reading, listening to music, surfing the net, shooting (target practice), driving my car with the windows down and the radio up - the faster the better, cooking, photography, reading to my kids and being outside in the sun.
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[Marital Status] Married
[Shoe size] 9.5
[Parents still together] Nope. Split when I was 16, wish it would have happened sooner!
[Siblings] Yes-Little sis, and big bro who died in 1986
[Pets] Dog-Boxer (Brandy), 2-cats (Kitty and Kitty) and a Dwarf Hamster
FAVORITES
[Color] Pink
[Number] 7
[Animal] Dog
[Drinks] Frozen Strawberry Margarita, but don't drink often
[Soda] Diet Coke
[Book]
[Flower] Roses
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Sometimes
[Twirl your hair?] No, Corrected by Sarah :) I forgot, I do when I put my hair up! Or it just all falls out!
[Have tattoos?] Yes
[Have Piercings?] Yes, other than ears
[Cheat on tests/homework?] No
[Drink/Smoke?] Yes, not often though / Don't Smoke (Mom died from lung cancer)
[Like roller coasters?] YES, but most are too chicken to go with me!
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Nope, love my house
[Want more piercings?] Yes
[Like cleaning?] If I have the time to clean it right

[Write in cursive or print?] Both
[Own a web cam?] Yes, but don't know where it is
[Know how to drive?] Yes
[Own a cell phone?] Yes, of course
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Not Really, it's my job
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Yes - but only with men
[Considered a life of crime?] No
[Considered being a hooker?] No
[Lied to someone?] Yes, but I try not to very often
[Been in love?] Yes
[Made out with JUST a friend?] No
[Been in lust?] Yes
[Used someone] Yes, but not someone I was in a relationship with!
[Been used?] Yes
[Been cheated on?] Yes, and it sucks
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Yes, only when necessary
[Stolen anything?] Yes, when I was young
[Held a gun] Yes, even own a few
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Work clothes
[Current mood] Tired
[Current taste] Spicy!
[What you currently smell like] Bath & Body Works - Pomegranate Martini Lotion
[Current hair] Long
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Cleaning my car
[Current cd in stereo] A burned cd
[Last book you read] Hell, I don't remember! I read too much!
[Last movie you saw] Skelton Key
[Last thing you ate] Gum, does that even count?
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Joe
[Do drugs?] Only the Prescription kind
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Does it matter?
Remember your first love?] Yes
[Still love him/her?] No
[Read the newspaper?] Yes
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Yes
[Believe in miracles?] Don't know anymore
[Do well in school?] Yes
[Wear hats] Literally-No, But otherwise-Yes, I'm a mom
[Hate yourself?] No
[Have an obsession?] Too many to name
[Collect anything?] Used to collect Coca-Cola stuff - still have it all
[Have a best friend?] Yes
[Close friends?] Yes
[Like your handwriting?] It's alright
[Care about looks] Yes and No
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] A boy named Tom in the 2nd grade
[First kiss] Eric
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] Nope, because it's never happened to me
[Do you believe in "the one?"] I'd like to
[Are you a tease?] Sometimes
[Too shy to make the first move?] Can be
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] Yes, sometimes dreams are better than reality
[Bitch/Asshole] Yep, if I feel the need to be
[sarcastic] Of course
[Angel] Sometimes
[Devil] Sometimes, especially if I can get away with it! ;)
[Shy] Sometimes
[Talkative] Yes, once I get to know you
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My Interests

I love spending time with my kids, riding my bike, reading, surfing the web, spending time in the sun and sleeping late on the weekends.

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I'd like to meet:

People that have the same interests that I do. Whether it just be for email pen pals or getting together for the kids to play. We like a variety of things and don't seem to know enough people that are into the same things we are.
I tend to be shy at first but once I get to know someone can losen up and enjoy myself. I sometimes have a dry sense of humor and can tend to be sarcastic at times. I tend to say things like I see it. Don't ask me a question if you don't want to know the answer.
I'm not much of a shopper unless it comes to buying stuff for the kids. I tend to know exactly what I want, go into the store, buy it and get out.

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How to make a Dana
Ingredients:
Instinct
Self-sufficiency
Intelligence
Layer ingredients in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of wisdom, a pinch of friendliness, and top it off with a sprinkle of caring!
Username:

Personality Coctail
From Go-Quiz.com

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D Dangerous
A Ambitious
N Naughty
A Awesome
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Name Acronym Generator
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Your Personality Profile

You are dignified, spiritual, and wise.
Always unsatisfied, you constantly try to better yourself.
You are also a seeker of knowledge and often buried in books.

Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.

You tend to be philosophical, looking for the big picture in life.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.

The World's Shortest Personality Test
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Music:

I listen to Rock, Country, Old Rock, Hip Hop, Alternative, just about anything really. I don't do Classical or Jazz though. It's not unusual for me to be listening to a Country song then flip the station to Rock.

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Movies:

Just about anything. Action, Comedy, Romance or Thrillers. I have even been known to sit through old Westerns. I can't handle movie remakes like Superman, Vampire, Werewolf movies, etc. though. I would rather see a new movie. You won't catch me watching Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, or Bees or anything of that nature.

Television:

Other than cartoons I'm forced to watch I like reality shows, Most any type of Home show on TLC or HGTV. Lost, Desperate Housewives, CSI (any of them), Charmed, Law & Order, Las Vegas, Extreme House Makeover

Books:

Anything that can capture my attention by reading the intro.

Heroes:

My Mom and Dad. Life may not have been easy but I definitely learned some life lessons.
My kids: for teaching me to enjoy childhood.

You Are a Good Friend Because You're Supportive
You are almost like a life coach for your best friends.
You give them help when they need it... but you also know when to give them a push.

People tend to rely on you for moral support and advice.
You've probably always been mature for your age, so this is a role that's you're comfortable with.

A friend like you is one of the rarest kinds.
You are both a good mentor and companion.

Your friends need you most when: They are confused or worried

You really can't be friends with: Someone who only wants to complain

Your friendship quote: "The only way to have a friend is to be one." What Makes You a Good Friend?

My Blog

Tagged - By Laura AND Brandi!

The rules are: Once you have been tagged, you must write a blog with ten weird, random things, little known facts, and weird habits about yourself. At the end, tag ten people list their names. Don't ...
Posted by Dana on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:59:00 PST

Why that RX took 2 hours to fill?

You come to the counter. I am on the phone with a drunk dude who wants the phone number to the grocery  store next door. After I instruct him on the virtues of 411, you tell me your doctor was to...
Posted by Dana on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:58:00 PST

Male Bashing Jokes

Q. How do you keep a man from drowning? A. Take your foot off his head.   Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground ? A. Shoot him again.   ...
Posted by Dana on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:21:00 PST

The Tazer

So, I was looking for something today and found some funny emails I still have and thought I'd post them. You all needed a laugh anyways!   My wife is fond of saying that my last words on this e...
Posted by Dana on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 01:53:00 PST

Trip to the Pharmacy

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husb...
Posted by Dana on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 02:12:00 PST

Hair Removal

Figured since I posted one about the guys I could post one about the girls too..... All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razo...
Posted by Dana on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 02:09:00 PST