Hansel

I was born in Beverly Hills, California. My father was O.J.'s first lawyer! I went to the most exclusive private schools where I became friends with the sons and daughters of the rich and famous, even some of the Wayans Brothers! I was a happy child who loved to laugh and play practical jokes. One of my favorite pranks was to dial random numbers then make myself sound like an old man when in fact I was very young!My life changed forever when I learned that my real father was in fact a Scandinavian sailmaker named Einar Leshnah. In tribute to the father I never knew, I changed my name to Hansel from Leonard; "Leshnah" spelled backwards! Sort of.During my adolescence, I spent my days marauding through the hills of my posh neighborhood in search of empty pools to vert skate in, and high roofs to bungee jump from. These thrills became my drug. Then later, drugs became my drug! I was popular among my classmates, instantly reaching legendary status when I turned a friend's pet iguana into a fully functioning bong! But when the iguana checked into rehab at Promises of Malibu claiming to have been fired from Ally MacBeal, I realized it had all gone too far.