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Papi Paparazzi

Get a sense of humor. :)

About Me

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David esta aburrido. And no, Not a burrito.

Hmmm, me in a nutshell?
No seriously tho. I'm David, friends call me Dave, however-ever, ur mom calls me like all the time oooooOh...! lol anyway, I'm 24 Peruvian, originally from Paterson, New Jersey (NOT NEW JOIZEY!!) lol Even though my pics look like I go partying every night of my life. I tend to choose my bar battles aka drinking and etc. And obviously, people usually only take pics when they're out for certain occasions. I like music alot and graphic design which are hobbies I choose cause they make me feel really cool.I also play the guitar,andI used to do hip hop production which I made a small amount of success in that Im proud of, but some things you just fall out of love with. Hmm, I never knew this would be so hard..But thats what she said. Anyway, I think I look good in black, I'll sing at the top of my lungs long as I got back up, I'm fucking awesome in beer pong even though I've only played like twice. Wait no, the last time i played beer pong I was awesome. The other times dont count. I've gone through alot in life that's made me understand trials and tribulations make you stronger, and prepare you for the next day. At the end of the day there's nobody that has ever met me that has not said that "dave's a good dude". And then some say "his weiner is HUGE" But anyway hit me up, making new friends sounds good to me. lol

My Interests

I'm into music, hanging out with friends, making new friends, seeing some movies, and making songs, always down to try something new.. hmm i dont play video games much other than Rock Band with the nephews sometimes to help keep myself awake at home whenever I'm not out.

I'd like to meet:

Who I'd Like To Meet?

Ladies who laugh, hoola hoop, and can touch their nose with their tongue. I think thats pretty friggin impressive. However, if that seems very scarce to get all together. I'd rather take a cute smile, a good sense of humor, and hands I can thumb wrestle with...Yep, Cheesy. And pretty geigh.

Music:

Hmm music? Used to be hip hop mostly, recently moved to rock mainly. I have a big knowledge in both genres. Ah Yes, I said the word genres. And I'm spanish so I like to listen and dance to salsa and bachata, merengue is dope too tho.

Movies:

Hmm movies? What sweet movies I don't have? You would be impressed by the collection I have. I like 80s movies from my childhood like the goonies or ghostbusters, comedies like Anchorman or Grandma's Boy. Or horror movies like Creepshow or 30 Days of Night.

Television:

Hmm Tv? Don't watch much anymore other than The Office cause Steve Carrell is the KING of "that's what she said" jokes...well other than me.... And umm sometimes I watch Heroes or Family Guy/South Park.

Books:

Hmm books? i read the biography of the Ice Man mafia hit man. Dope shit. Just got into Tucker Max books. I also read Stephen King's IT.

Heroes:

My mom, and my older sisters. Sounds gay I know.

My Blog

God and the internet...

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Posted by Papi Paparazzi on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 04:55:00 PST

Watch Out For Sandwolves At Sunset

This would probably be better if it wasn't for the weather and you, keepin me warm. But it's summer so it might be love or something else that I wasnt expecting before.You smell so good in this moonli...
Posted by Papi Paparazzi on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 07:14:00 PST

In my dreams...

In my dreams you know how to get inside,I feel alive,when you choke me as I pull...you...CLOSER.To me thats where  you'll be,as we float into the sea of darkness,but I'm still feeling alone...Now...
Posted by Papi Paparazzi on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:21:00 PST

No words 4 U

I can't find the words to say,for what you did to day,I- expected better...You not as tough as me,and it's not hard to see,that I - can do better. I - expected better...from you.I can find the wo...
Posted by Papi Paparazzi on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:17:00 PST

How to bury a funeral home..

With this blood and guts and glory,I'll vanquish all your fears,all this nicotine and gasoline,will fuel this fire inside of me.So hold me closer,baby just crash into me,the sun approaches to remind u...
Posted by Papi Paparazzi on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:10:00 PST

So....You want to grab a bite to eat?

I almost died today,but she dont care,I almost cried today,but she's never aware.I dont want to be a bother,I dont want to be a dick,but her heartless lips quiver,and it makes me sick.I dont want to b...
Posted by Papi Paparazzi on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:22:00 PST

Birthday Plans...

Yay its my born day! However, sadly I cant get into my birthday suit just yet. I have to work today. Screw that, I need that money.  I am 23 officially now and it's weird. 7 years away from 30. N...
Posted by Papi Paparazzi on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 07:20:00 PST