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The water looked fine. It looked like...like...like...water but water that had just come out of a mountain glazers butt. I walked the bank, circled it as though I was stalking God, looking for the best possible place to enter and sail off. I passed a tree and a patch of flowers and some bees and a rock protruding. It wasn't muddy in that water, it was wet but as sexy as all hell. Fairies fucked in that water. And then, without warning, as though a primal surge escaped, this electricity splashed up through my spine and flung me full force out from the bank and into the pond. I was in, happy for a second as my instinct came to the fore. And then I realised the horrible truth - I WAS A SOLUBLE DUCK.
I am nothing.
Nothing is perfect.
Therefore :
I am perfect.
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I'd like to meet:

David Hamilton, Ghandi, Elvis, Douglas Barder, Groucho Marx, the person who invented velcro.

My Blog

... well, any publicity is good publicity aparently...

Lastly, because, like most pantomime jokes my spurts come in threes (puns for the perverts out there) I've got to give a shout out to the Death Valley Blues Band and mostly because of its foremost pro...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 13:03:00 GMT

a good place to start

"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate," Nikka - age 6
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 04:21:00 GMT

Images of men,,, and mice.

"Being photographed does not make a man a good writer. It doesn't make a man anything." - Bukowski
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 09:40:00 GMT

Trial and Error

"2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other for a change."  Douglas Adams
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 06:52:00 GMT

Like I don't have enough problems....

"I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another till i drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own conf...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:45:00 GMT

Billy Watson - He Shoots Porn

"May all living beings be happy. May they not suffer. How wonderful it would be if they could find permanent happiness. May everyone attain liberation. May I help other beings reach enlightment."
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 17:07:00 GMT

Many thanks to RAW for this one....

Wavy Gravy once asked a Zen Roshi, "What happens after death?"The Roshi replied, "I don't know."Wavy protested, "But you're a Zen Master!""Yes," the Roshi admitted, "but I'm not a dead Zen Master."
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 11:07:00 GMT

things are not what they seem

"I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free." - Michelangelo
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 06:44:00 GMT

Stolen Thought of the Day

"One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture, and, if it were possible, to speak a few reasonable words." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 07:36:00 GMT

Day Two ...

Ok... This thing seems to work real well, glad to see my photo is up and all the info i put on is here.   If anybody acyually is reading this and can see my profile has not been changed to black,...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 05:23:00 GMT