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*******************1st and foremost, Ritual Static, The Big Bang (more than the rest,) & Dark Vanity Acid were all "LONG DISTANCE BANDS" so even though they played quote "local shows" for most of their career, they were still on tour, and certain members always drove 5 hours 1 way to get to not only numerous jam sessions, but numerous shows, where the band always made $0 dollars, + 1 time they got their equpmment broke on top of that. When you book these acts, remember that, THEY ARE ON TOUR.**********************
"Sometimes I Struggle"
A phrase coined by Dr. Gazebo. As Exist, Dr. Gazebo (The Big Bang), & Stevie would say, because Dr. Gazebo (Exists brother), Exist & his brother who have had jazz piano / guitar lessons since they were childs, & Dr. Gazebo who is a famous theatre actor, got all kinds of lead & 2nd to lead roles right off the bat, but then I think he quit a year later, have been struggling to make it w/ Stevie Hayes on drums in their various bands now since 2001. These 3 bands are called, Ritual Static, The Big Bang, & Dark Vanity Acid.
Here is the story of Ritual Static which formed in Oct 2001.
This dynasty has been building since 2000. Ritual Static (which later morphed into the BIG BANG, & now Dark Vanity Acid has been more advanced & more ahead of it's time than anyone in the new millenium. A New Wave Scene has been brewing years after the starts of Ritual Static w/ the same loose intent. Mix heavy brutal dark black metal (Mayhem/Burzum) / (Decrypt / Napalm Death) grindcore / (Rudimentary Peni / Offspring / Leftover Crack / Choking Victim / Reel Big Fish / Social Distortion) punk / rock (ZZ Top / White Zombie) / w/ pure psychedelic rock (Farflung / Almond Duul II).

Joined by a Static Ritual of Fate, Stevie (self-taught) w/ no drum lessons ever worth a fuck (except 4 drum lessons (accidents) 1 time by a this fat lazy self conceded, stuck up fuckup piece of shit drummer named Staceyiez Duggan'z, that constantly cancelled the day of, backed out, & the lessons were like $200.00 a lesson, wasn't doing his job, that didn't teach me shit, man what a piece of shit this guy was, & Stevie learned nothing from him I assure you, all we did was 1,2, 3, 4. rock and roll beats, like Stevie already knew. Stevie got him & his money back though & w/o a gun. *winks* the power of "secret societies & nazis, let me tell ya") & not only that, but back in 2001-2002, Stevie named the Ritual Static song after him, after it was already crafted, "as a very secret black metal voodoo hex curse, wishing the guy to drop dead of heart attack or to get hit by a train or something fierce).
Ritual Static started this new wave in the lame, trendy, extremely liberal trendy college town, in which the band sent out tons of demos in 2001-2002 spring & 0 people cared. One guy got back to us that ran Space 101 at the time, & said, "you are the best band i've ever heard in my life, i didn't know there was anything good from the dorms, you guys shocked me." but even he fell into the trappings of a "local promoter/booker" & needed money v.s. quality so he booked emo bands. Travis from Uncle Festers was 100 x worse. Read the story here. http://ritualstatic.page.tl. Stevie was offered lessons from this famous Jazz drummer, a black guy named Deno Sanders, the best drummer in the history of the earth, under the table one day for like $25 a lesson, and Stevie never took them. Stevie does have some jazz in his drums, also, but doesn't know how. Deno Sanders was like an Olympic champion of drummers & I never saw another drummer better. Ritual Static came before Lightning Bolt. Lightning Bolt blew up Ritual Static did not. Now in the same lame, trendy, extremely liberal trendy college town, in which the band sent out tons of demos in 2001-2002 spring & 0 people cared, the same people that have been ducking Ritual Static since, (the same people that have always been "broke" whenever we talk to them, are the same people that when Lightning Bolt rolls through, run as fast as they can to pay $10 per ticket, to support an extremely underground sounding band & dance like fucking maniacs w/ 200% energy and go nuts for Lightning Bolt when in 10 years time no one would give any band on THE STEVIE HAYES RECORDS (SHR=) DICTATORSHIP 1 penny per year, every year, if our life depended on it. Stevie, growing up in a steel mill, knowing exactly how the world works, & having all the common sense & real world experience in the world, running his own label THE STEVIE HAYES RECORDS (SHR=) DICTATORSHIP since 2002, because he knows NO ONE else is going to help us, already figured out that the game was "rigged" long ago, but this Lightning Bolt fiasco is evidence & even more shocking proof that Lightning Bolt clearly has some east coast "liberal jew fuckups" that run their career, w/ Lightning Bolt being the "puppet" front men, that have control over the college radio stations / liberal college audiences. "The people do as they are told, and listen to what they are told to listen to." The message was clear. Listen to Lightning Bolt, & not Ritual Static. Hell, no one even listens to Neon Hunk or Turn Pale, 2 way better bands than Lightning Bolt & problably 10 people listen to them, the same w/ Ritual Static. It doesn't take Agatha Christie or Sherlock Holmes to figure this shit out. Ritual Static is truely the greatest band in the history of the earth, the most ahead of it's time, & is a band of the people (even though there is 0 point here also, because the people are fucking retarded, enslave themselves, are only told what to like, want "trendy bar cover bands" "diet," "lo-fat" "flavorless" "homoginized garbage" just like Travis from Uncle Festers made his living off booking & deserve the gas chamber more than anything.
PAST SHOWS / PAST SHOWS Ritual Static attempted (were in the works or actually booked)
Ritual Static were never booked at or other shenanigans...
Space 101 (spring 2002)
One chunky tattoe guy w/ holes in his ears (guages?) with brown/red dreadlocks got back to us that ran Space 101 at the time, & said, "you are the best band i've ever heard in my life, i didn't know there was anything good in b-town, you guys shocked me." but even he fell into the trappings of a "local promoter/booker" & needed money v.s. quality so he booked emo bands.
Uncle Festers (spring 2002)
MARCH 2002, RITUAL STATIC, UNCLE FESTERS (Piece of shit Travis double booked trendy metal band from flordia over RS booked spot, did not get to play, showed up w/ all equipment outside the bar, Exist lost his keys, locked out of room on top of it. the whole thing was carrying equipment 4 times for nothing, and one huge shenanigans. I hope you get put in the gas chamber first when Super-Hitler comes back, Travis.)
RITUAL STATIC, BACKYARD BBQ (May 2002)
(didn't play, Exist would of had to drive 5 hours to show, Piece of shit GutterMCMouth Asshole (that Stevie Was in another band w/ at the show, & that Stevie knew personally, that was booking the show, cuz it was his backyard,) didn't want RS, threatened to unplug RS if they played for longer than 20 min, they had a 45 min set list. GutterMCMouth I hope you get put in the firing squad first, when Super-Hitler comes back.)


C.A.L.M fest (spring 2002)
C.A.L.M. (The Citizens Alliance for The Legalization of Marijuana) fest would not book Ritual Static in the spring of 2002, even though Exist smoked 16 bowels a day back then. Instead year after year, they book trendy "stinky hippy" Jam Bands.
Rhino's (spring 2002)
Ritual Static is problably the only band not booked at Rhinos' in the history. How funny is that? when Rhinos' says in their "mission statment" we book everyone at least 1 time, even local high school start up acts. Ritual Static was not booked in spring of 2002, however.
The Bluebird (2002)
I knew the martial arts teacher that bounced there back then. Nice guy, tough as fuck, but he was absolutely clueless about music or anything underground & just said good luck w/ that, so that was a worthless connection for any music booking apparently.)
Wilkie Fest (spring 2002)
would you expect anything to come from this?
Every underground house show in town (spring 2002)
1 I remember was called the A-Hole (the A had a slash through it, it was called the Anarchy hole, one may have been called the Beehive, but I'm not sure, there were like 7 more, none got back.)
RITUAL STATIC, RUBES SPORTS BAR (MAY 15, 2004)
Exist drove 10 hours total for this show also.
(neo-nazi kid quit the band, day of show, cuz Stevie pissed in his yard, night before @ jam session. The Esoteric drove 10 hours from Kansas for this ghetto ass show, w/ sleazy Pakistani club owner, that was 100% about money, & ready to kick the Esoteric out, and make them drive 10 hours back, because Stevie said at that moment, we should make the ticket price $3 per ticket, because the Neo Nazi skinhead door man w/ missing teeth did not tell me any details, or set a price for tickets in advance at all. Nothing was specified, even though I attempted to ask tons of times way in advance. Stevie booked the show 2 months in advance through a girl that knew Spare Change, but she was fired a week or 2 before the actual show took place unbenounced to me, problably because the Paki thought she was too smart & nice or something is my best guess. Then unbenounced to me, during the process, the Neo Nazi skinhead took over as doorman 2 weeks before the show, was a piece of shit, treated me like shit, tried to blame the failures of the show on me, told me to apologize to The Esoteric, because he said it was all my fault!!! I've seen his pics on myspace, & there was 0 communication between the Neo Nazi skinhead piece of shit doorman and the Paki. I tried calling the Neo Nazi skinhead & emailing him 2 weeks before the show to fullfill the Esoterics tour rider their manager Mean Dean from Relapse Records requested I fill out for them, & the neo nazi skinhead door man w/ missing teeth would not answer his phone, or check his emails, and the 1 time he did answer, he said quote, "let's just worry about it all the day of the show man, because nothing will go wrong."
I heard that Rubes / Pubes shut down 2 weeks after this show, from some rollerblade/psychobilly chick that said she knew the Skinhead dude w/ missing front teeth. She said it was shut down, because the Pakistani dude was running a secret underground prostitution & drug ring out of Rubes Sports Bar, and he was caught by the Fed's, and deported back to Pakistan. I don't know whats true, or what's not true. I don't trust the neo nazi nigger hatin kid that quit RS the day of the show, don't trust the skinhead, don't trust the Pakistani dude, don't trust the rollerblade / psychobilly chick. Don't like Tower of Rome. They also played the show, they begged me to get on the show, because they heard I booked The Esoteric to play here. Tower of Rome, they are trendy pieces of shit w/ a following of trendy piece of shit shitheads, so all their fans came for just them, then basically left right after they played, and did not stick around for the other bands like so many other piece of shit bands out there.
Ritual Static the best band on earth was suppossed to play, but did not because of not only these shenanigans, but on top of that since the Neo Nazi Bassist quit the day of the show (because Stevie pissed in his yard the night before the show), Exist said absolutely fuck it, Ritual Static is not playing live w/o a bassist, absolutely NOT.
The Stevie Hayes Band played, The Esoteric played, they cool dudes. Tower of Rome, them pieces of shit played. Fuck them scenester pussies. Don't trust any of these motherfuckers. lol.)
After this 1 show, Stevie stopped booking shows forever after. Stevie will never ever book another show again, & Stevie changed numerous of his policies, & turned into a DICTATOR after this, & formed THE STEVIE HAYES RECORDS (SHR=) MOTHERFUCKING DICTATORSHIP. well after shenanigans like this, and after 2008, when the cops killed his friend Kenneth Keith Kallenbach, and innocent comedian, & they left him to rot in a jail cell for 0 reason. KKK was innocent of the charges, but was guilty of prior DUI's. It's insane how many sleazy ass humans that should be rotting in jails/prizons, are out scott free, and never have 1 thing bad happen to them ever, and a perfectly innocent man like Kenneth Keith, who was just whacky as fuck & misunderstood by the "mainstream" but fuck who isn't, was allowed to die in a jail cell, by this fucked up system. After years & years of sufferings, & shenanigans, This was the final straw on what it took for Stevie to turn super radical, & turn into a full blown DICTATOR. it's on now bitches.
Second Story (spring 2006)
Mark (Tschida) Cheetah did the same shit he stole Stevie's 6/6/06 idea, and didn't even book Satan's Scrotum on the show, when Stevie clearly said you should book Satan's Scrotum and have you ever thought about booking a show on 6/6/06 Cheetah? Cheetah said, No, Never, I just book the Zero Boys, zero Boys, did i mention Zero Boys? Did I tell you how I booked the Yeah Yeah Yeahs? A No Wave Rip off liberal jewish front band, that blew up, and Weasel Walter that invented "No Wave" 10 years earlier, in the early 90's with Lake of Dracula, did not get the credit, instead the Yeah Yeah Yeahs blew up, and WW did not, all so redneck shit heads like Mark Cheetah can play games, and talk about how great the Yeah Yeah Yeahs are, and tell stories about how he got them in his Second Story club, and the girl wasn't there cuz she was too busy in nashville, getting drunk. Instead Mark Cheetah stole Stevie's 6/6/06 idea, and had a bunch of assclowns that is TREMENDOUS FUCKING play the 6/6/06 Second Story show in masks, Pat Aphonic / Stevie stood right next to Cheetah, when Stevie asked the question to him early in the spring of 2006, when Aphonic played, & put the idea in Cheetahs head. So pat from www.aphonic.com can tell you how Cheetah is a 6/6/06 theif, also, he was witness to this.
Kray (spring 2007)
Kray was not around during the Ritual Static era
In summary, Kray is lame, he's a drunk, breaks bands shit, doesn't book any real money shows, psycho & Stevie wasted alot of gas for $0 in payments. 8 hours worth of driving every time.
So how in the fuck can these same following robots flock to Lightning Bolt an extremely underground noisy sound again? hmmmmmmm i think i solved the mystery.) Ritual Static along w/ THE STEVIE HAYES RECORDS (SHR=) DICTATORSHIP has been slowly sweeping up all those in the "underworld," & taking over America by storm from the inside out in all the "cracks" ever since 1997 sweeping these legions of adoring fans, only those that require the "best" into "THE STEVIE HAYES RECORDS (SHR=) DICTATORSHIP GUTTER-CORE ARMY! The revolution is brewing

In conclusion, now lots of bands are trying to do what we started. Exist & Stevie in private conversations have discussed how so many bands these days 2006 forward are popping up everywhere, that mix heavy brutal black metal / grindcore w/ pure psychedelic & prog. It came so Natural and flowed right from Ritual Static w/ no effort at all, (Ritual Static / The Big Bang / Dark Vanity Acid now composed all their albums / recorded them in pro studios combined in 2 months total time of "work" in 8 years now, "the story of their band is one long hiatus after the next), (just like no one can duplicate the 3 stooges or Hitler w/o millions of tons of effort, and the 3 stooges & Hitler did it w/ the greatest of ease, it flowed right out of them, w/ 0 effort.) because Stevie's friend Chico, from Chico's Prizon used to scream in Decrypt in 2001. & Stevie first learned a "rock drum beat on Tommy Nugz's kit in 1997 in a hot sweaty garage, after Tommy Nugz parked his kit at the jam space for months at a time, forgot about it, would not play, and would go schmoke weed with his ICP juggalo friends and fry his brain instead, Stevie first learned the classic drum beat on his own, later to buy a kit in 2000, and start playing ZZ Top rock.) Stevie used to play drums in a punk rock cover band in 2000-2002 that was hyper punk rock & Stevie started playing grind drums because of Decrypt. Before Stevie played strictly punk drums from the cover band & rock drums from ZZ Top albums. then Exist comes along and listens to noise, prog, psychedelic, black metal, grind, etc. & it was a most natural union. So obviously we are telling the truth here, & we got the right people to back it up that also know whats up.

A really funny coincidence, is we listened to Lake of Dracula the day of our very first jam session in Oct 2001 on the way to the jam session, but Exist told me that he wrote the song "DUCK" in a drug haze, and he started listening to The Flying Luttenbachers like a week after he wrote DUCK. So Exist bought Lake of Dracula as Ritual Static was starting, & he bought the Flying Luttenbachers after Ritual Static had already been playing Duck.

Exist & Stevie both realised that after hearing The Flying Luttenbachers that we would fit into this scene.
Dark Vanity Acid, the band which Ritual Static morphed into by Jan 2005, around the time Exist was going in and out of rehab, because of near death from overdose, has been offered show opportunities, since 2007 summer, because of this one random fuck up of a drunk redneck noise guy from the sticks named KRAY, that saw the words "SATAN'S SCROTUM" chalked on a concrete library where 40,000 trendy college kids walk by daily, saw these great hyrogliphics of our modern milleniums, & had a brainstorm. He calculated in his brain, & put 2 random thoughts together. This was sharp of him, because billions of other people on earth, are simply not capable of thinking this critically. Kray thought to himself, i should visit a trendy site called, http://www.myspace.com. step 1. then i should add the words /satansscrotum at the end of that, STEP 2, then he randomly contacted the myspace.com/satansscrotum. Kray then thought even deeper. He invited the Satan's Scrotum band to play and perform a show at the Art Hospital. Step 3. Frankenstoner showed up an performed.
Kray later learned of the Stevie Hayes Records (SHR=) DICTATORSHIP & started asking more bands off the label to perform. Chico's Prizon, & Dark Vanity Acid, were 2 more (SHR=) Dictatorship bands that performed a Kray booked show.
While Stevie, & Dark Vanity Acid are appreciative of this, & this random Kray phenominon knows this, it's still very much Shenanigans, when dealing with a drunk 40 oz promoter, that doesn't care about money, gets drunk, and breaks the bands equipment, & just promotes absolute & total anarchy. Kray has broken Stevie's hi-hat cymbal, & did not pay him back any money, or reparations, so.............................you do the math. This kind of actitivity is nice, & I can appreciate it, but it doesn't pay the rent, SO DARK VANITY ACID LOSES AGAIN!
This and of course the biggest problem of all happens to be one of Dark Vanity Acid's own band members, named Exist & his shenanigans,
Exists constant flip flops & different restrictions for the band "mentally" by the year. Will Dark Vanity Acid ever go anywhere? Will Stevie ever make any money at doing something cool? Because that is all that matters here anyway, Pay Stevie 50 grand per year, fuck everyone else, use em all as puppets for all I care, I've gave a fuck for so long, I'm tired of giving a fuck, when no one else does, so give Stevie money, and fuck the rest.. History will be the judge. - Stevie.

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Member Since: 03/01/2005
Band Website: geocities.com/ritualstatic
Band Members: Exist - guitar, bass, vox
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