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Maddie

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

All the people who MySpace stalk me. Don't be shy.

Music:

Words strung to melodies, they please my ears. I am a hip child, and if there is a short sentence and pretty analogy with a big word, I will be sure to use it and back it up with an acoustic guitar.

Movies:

If you've never heard of it, I LOVE IT and you should totally SEE IT!

Television:

See the cable TV commentary above.

Books:

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. You can laugh if you want, but I actually do believe that this book has great significant value for opening the minds of future generations. This is not a joke.

Heroes:

"No, don't call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the commissioner, and take off their glasses and change into capes, and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes."

My Blog

Dirt.

Grandmother says that sweat is a blessing.She woke us from our slumbers just as dusk began to brush itself away from the morning and let the sun break over the treetops in searing indications of the d...
Posted by Maddie on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 07:01:00 PST

Situation avoided, or just missed?

"Did you see the movie Juno?"Ron asked me this question today as I waited for him to pour my drinks for my table.I avoid non-work related discussion with Ron.  He is the assistant manager and the...
Posted by Maddie on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:35:00 PST

Hush.

"Seriously?"I mutter soft profanities, allowing the reality of my powerlessness to really sink in.I had parked my car on the curb that afternoon.Which is odd.  I usually stay in the parking lot a...
Posted by Maddie on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:57:00 PST

The Common Man

I don’t think I’ve ever fully respected the male race and all the prodded, molly-coddled existence they’re corralled into until this past February when I took up employment as a serv...
Posted by Maddie on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:04:00 PST

Definitions.

Dear Ones,As I'm sure we're all aware, it's become increasingly popular to be increasingly opinionated on increasingly extreme scales.And there's really no harm or shock in that in and of itself, I su...
Posted by Maddie on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 08:04:00 PST

Just another case to be eulogized

He was slow.In quite a multifaceted sense."Sharon?  Sharon?  She wants to use a gift card.  What do I do?""It's his first day on the job," said Sharon with a strained smile.  She t...
Posted by Maddie on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 06:03:00 PST

Ransom captive Israel.

Bah Humbug, indeed.I know it's a little late on the draw but I have limited Internet access these days and I wanted to comment on my recent expeciences on the frontlines on the War on Christmas 2007.I...
Posted by Maddie on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 10:48:00 PST

Sugar, were going down swingin.

So apparently, I'm not quite as revolutionary as I'd like to think. Somewhere in my free-thinking "indierockcooluberpunkrebelness" (copyright pending) I fell victim to one of the classic blunders...
Posted by Maddie on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:16:00 PST

An Unpopular Truth.

Who among us - (We: the hip, the trendy, the activists, the environmentalists, the humanitarians, the free-thinkers, the vegetarians, the vegans, the tree-huggers, the anti-war ralliers, the rabb...
Posted by Maddie on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 11:31:00 PST

Reason why you should hate technology 29872837

So it seems that OnStar, that is oh-so convenient when you lock your keys in the car is starting to kick their services up a notch. This week, General Motors announced that they will be joining arms w...
Posted by Maddie on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:28:00 PST