Alcoholism, Music, Sleeping, BRAK, Nose Picking, Bass, My kitties, Reliving the days when everyone hated me, Video taping excursions, Talking to strangers, Bein' "Off The Hook", Pink eye (especially from Scott Baio,) Not using my indoor voice, Touching the rains down in Africa, Driving into walls, Ramblin', Waitin' on the other side, Bill Brasky, Attempting to deal with a-holes on eBay and failing miserably, Spider monkeys, The art of the kazoo, Hobo Chili, My incredibly amazing and sometimes assholesque friends, Chasing kitties 'round the house, Makin' some mean SteakUms, Speed reading, Comedydydy, Saying "O hay sup?" to all my bitchz, Collecting all the kewl free things Camel gives when you buy 2 packs, Singing cheesy 80's love songs/ballads, Monkey torture, Tossin' cookies, Pizza, Quoting songs as every day speech, Animal Crossing, Updating my interests when I feel clever enough, Losing my sandals in a drunken state of insanity, Cloud 9, Randomosity, MegaMegaMegaTouch, Discussing the platypus, Boys that still look pretty while putting the damage on, Setting pans on fire, Scooterblading, Wiitarding, Too much rain =T, Insomnia, Disliking the human race, The juicebox, Walking home barefoot, Blaming my lack of concentration on ADHD, Moobies, Seein' babies on the corner of ghetto sidewalks at 3am, Urban Kayaking, Watching the monkeys "do it" (err.. "Make love"), Pantaloons, Obsessing over Chuck Norris, Cleaning up piles of meow puke, Accusing chestnuts of being lazy, Stillers, Vid-jeo games, Cleansing myself in the waters of Lake Minatonka, Providing the daily lulz, Being a nerd, Spazing out, Chewing gum, Listening to the radio at a reasonable volume between 9 and 11, Painting, Taking nothing too seriously (srsly, tho), Tippin' my hat, Jazz Flute, Burping, Drunken swimming, Being the Smeagol to my brother's Deagol, Singing to food, Laughing, Letting crazy take a spin, Quoting small chillens, Cussing like a truck driver, Picking my nose, Makin' bacon on the beach (mmm.. bacon..), Being harassed by Jeff, Filling out applications, the usual..
I'd like to meet:
This d00d, 'cause he's a worior (lulz lulz):
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Music:
Pantera, Tori Amos, Southern Isolation, Down, The Beatles, Vibro Kings, Damageplan, Pink Floyd, Lowstate, Poe, Fear Factory, Lunachicks, Alice in Chains, Lacuna Coil, Black Sabbath, Weird Al, The Jay Wiley Band, Iron Butterfly, David (Apple) Peel and the Lower East Side, Good Seed (Vogel-era), The Byrds, The Guess Who, COC, eyehategod, Badfinger, Crowbar, Danzig, Tool, The Monkees, Johnny Cash, Lita Ford, Type O Negative, The Misfits, Static-X, The Dave Clark Five, Coal Chamber, The Ventures, Dead Milkmen, The Money Man, Country Joe and the Fish, Billy Idol, Reel Big Fish, Slipknot, Ozzy Osbourne, Deftones, Primus, Vixen, Paul McCartney, Led Zeppelin, John Lennon, Queensryche, MC Pee Pants, Iron Maiden, Anal Cunt, Distorted Penguins, Hall and Oats, Billy Joel, Elton John, The Cars, Canned Heat, Lots o' Psychodelic, Donovan, George Harrison, Ben Folds (and Five), Bloodhound Gang, Beatallica, Megadeth, Save Ferris, Cyndi Lauper, Tears for Fears, Queensryche, Men Without Hats, Deep Purple, CKY, Yes, CSNY, Journey, Toto, BritBrit, Metallica, Jimi Hendrix, Blue Cheer, Fiona Apple, and don't forget Steve Perry, fo' real.
Movies:
Super Troopers, Evil Dead, Caddyshack, Old School, Joe Dirt, Billy Madison, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Milo and Otis, Ice Age and 2, Head, Dolemite, Johnny Dangerously, The Austin Powerssss, All Monty Python Movies, Animal House, MST3K: The Movie, Mallrats, Anchorman, da Saws, Happy Gilmore, Clerks, Tommy Boy, Uncle Buck, Mr. Mom, lots and lots that I can't remember.
Television:
Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Pee Wee's Playhouse, The Simpsons, The Family Guy, Conan O'Brien, The BRAK Show, Sifl and Olly, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Golden Girls, Freaks and Geeks, The Monkees, MST3K, Beavis and Butt-Head, Sanford and Son, Insomniac, Sealab 2021, The Big Comfy Couch, Lucky Louie, etc. (Eff the A-Team in the Arse.)
Books:
The Outsiders, To Kill a Mockingbird, Lord of the Flies, The Princess Bride, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Anything by David Sedaris and Christopher Moore, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor, The Stand, Knocked Out by my Nunga-Nungas, God Sized Hole, Catch 22, Tuesdays With Morrie, and stuff.Newest Find: Tim Dorsey
Heroes:
Bob Saget, Master Shake, Sophia Petrillo, Mr. T, BRAK, Jenny Artichoke, Crow T. Robot, Quagmire, Micky Dolenz, Dave Mustaine's hair (currently), Lt. Jim Dangle, Gordan Shumway, Kitty Foreman, Stu at Pete's, and Gramma Iwene.
