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About Me

Emu.Norbag.Jutan.
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I See A Boundry, I eat a Boundry
♥ ♥
Iesu Kurisitu
Eleni is a shitface [I'm Eleni by the way]
Smeeepip-Pop Go.Nello ^-^
I'd like to tell you a little story, about a whimsical fiend with a collection of beads in her little brown Banshee [The Banshee smokes weed]
Maaaaan, ^-^ Right. Lately...I've consumed only tea and due to the lack of biscuits... Crackers; With Cheese.
So far, things have been rhymefull. Which is quite good. It means i can makes rhymes, and they are fun.
I sleep alot, i eat quite abit, and i do alot of smiling and laughing. I'm like a tiny, skinny, female, youthful santa ^-^ Except i don't give the gifts to the children, i just lure them in with them and then grab their legs and put them in my sack [Pumpkin Sack. Fact]
I wouldn't want to disappoint you when you meet me... So i might aswell give you a warning... *Whisper* I have braces -.-
Sometimes funny things happen with them, like they go dry and stick to my lip kind of and then i look abit goofy.
Its quite funny, i get embarrassed and smile and then everyone dies. ^-^
I can most definately see out of both mine eyes.
I say this simply because my fringe is really long and covers half my face. I can't help it and im too lazy to spend money to get it all cut and stuff. But, I can see ^-^
Once upon a time, i was sad, lonely, weird and welsh. However, I'm not anymore due to the most amazing persons on this cute little ball of land and sea. ^-^ I can't imagine life without them. Well actually i can, but, it wouldn't be a life because i would be bold from insanity and i'd have nubbs and live in a suitcase in the middle of the sahara desert... All alone O...O
Nihon/[Japan] Okay. To be frank. Japan, and everything to do with it
Sometimes...Makes me cry
not from anger or sadness or anything like that
But from utter happiness and excitement and all those really cool emotions
When i think of going there, o.o I go reaaaally weird
It is my dream o.o
I speak a small amount of japanese
For the moment, i self teach
If you also enjoy Japan and its wonders
Please talk to me about it ^-^
I don't know Everything about it or anything
But, i would really like to XD
[I tend to go all wobbely over anything oriental/asian]
I'm finishing this later ^-^ [My computer crashes alot lately]
Ja mata ne!
-.- im such a weeaboo. XD
"yaiba no you na kaze fuku sekai
mamorubeki mono wa nan na no ka?
hitotsu hitotsu itami o shiru tabi
hontou no jibun e to chikadzuku
"
My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips' red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask'd, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.
William Shakespeare

My Interests

Japan
Art
Manga and Anime
Music
Funny things
Coffee
TEA!
Wobbeliness
The Ugly game
Really cool atmosphericness ^__^
Sleep
Books
Days out
Warm Nights
Outside
Rain
Laughing
Jigging
Lesbian bumming and boxesss (Y)

That'd be really weird If You'd move in Your bed while dreaming of being bum raped Then someone would come in Your room and You'd scream ''I'M GETTING BUM RAAAAAAAAPED''Then the person that'd be in would think ''You want me to bum rape You ? O.O''Then You'd say ''BUM BUM RAPING OH MY GOD''Then the person would start to really bum rape You, so then You'd wake up, and say ''What the fuck you doing you perv ?''Then the person'd say ''You asked me to bum rape You X.x''O....O http://emu41.deviantart.com/

I'd like to meet:

I kicked you in the cunt [:

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Music:


Seen live (Y) Aiden x3♥♥ EnterShikari ♥ BMTH LostProphets Fightstar TheBlackout x2 TheSleeping theAudition Bayside ThisIsHell YourCodeNameIs:Milo ChineseFingertrap Gallows RiseAgainst TheUsed ♥ RecievingEndOfSirens OceanSize HelloGoodbye ♥ Sherwood GoAudio SayAnything KillHannah ♥ Brigade Serpico

Movies:

Films
AllStudioGhibli ^^
CardCaptors
Pokemon-1.2.3.4[Need to see the rest]
TheRing-1&2[Japanese]
TheGrudge[Japanese]
BattleRoyale
AClockWorkOrange
CruelIntentions
TheNightmareBeforeChristmas
TheEmperorsNewGroove..

Television:

Programmes... ♥DNangel♥ ♥Fruits Basket♥ ♥DearS♥ ♥PitaTen♥ ♥CardCaptors♥ ♥Pokemon♥ Naruto SpongeBob SouthPark Hollyoaks o.O Skins Shameless FHFIF

Books:

I read alot. [;
Favourite Author: Iain Banks
Some biographies?
Books about Japan
Poetry Things

Manga
TDO
DNAngel
ParadiseKiss
Model
MamotteLollipop
Dramacon
Trash
DragonKnights
FaeriesLanding
VampireGame
AnythingElseWhichIsCool [:

Heroes:

My Boots

Kayleigh
Becky
Jessie
Cedric
Jake
ScottDaddy
Hayley
Josh
Megan
Rachel
Dan
Charlotte
Jodie
Jill
Tamzin

&

Aiden

The world by storm.

R.I.P HEATH LEDGER ]:

My Blog

Fact:

Calling your lover baby is somewhat disgusting [:
Posted by Emu.Norbag"_ on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 07:48:00 PST

Jessie’s 16th

Was rather nice. Jessie,Dan,Me,Becky,Cedric and Kayleigh A rather nice little gathering of people ^__^ It was infact very fun apart from like.. some little things that happened. But.. Little things al...
Posted by Emu.Norbag"_ on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:03:00 PST

Yay ^_^ Song time,

A song by me and cedric. Its abit odd. Don't be alarmed [: Mr.Fluo - says: fuck me like a rebel (8) _!__[: -Emu.Norbag] ^-^ Shmooby.Don't like yeast [: // ^__^... says: (8) Bum me like a pebe...
Posted by Emu.Norbag"_ on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:25:00 PST