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I've been web-designing since about August 1998; it was the summer holiday and I was exceedingly bored. I had had no previous experience with Photoshop or coding layouts, but after seeing what some people could make for their personal sites I was resolute that I would someday be able to do the same. I'm still getting there though.

- Story Of My Life -

I go by a million and one nick-names. Most of which only privlaged friends know and can call me. So until you get to know me better refer to me as Cari. I am looking to meet new friends who are easy to get along with, have a great sense of humor and can take the jokes as well as dish them out. If you get butt hurt easily I am NOT the friend for you.

Trust me when I say, I'm not a complete bitch. I just grow tired when I get message after message filling up my mail-box from people I don't even know asking me retarded questions. I am not your Internet Help Resource. There are many websites posted through the internet to get information and how to guides. So to save myself the stress and headache and to save you all some brain cells (hopefully) I have put together a nice F.A.Q. sheet, if it's on here, don't message me ... K!?

Now that, that has been said let me make one thing clear. I get bored with idiot's easily. Don't message me if you can't spell the word to/too (i.e. 2) or your (i.e ur). It does nothing but prove to me that today's education and school funding is lacking, and fry what brain cells I actually have left after putting up with millions of people just like YOU. You WILL eventually piss me off or vice versa, there is no avoiding it. I will eventually say something to make you cry, ce la vie. You will move on, grow up, and get over it.

WARNING: If you don't have a spine indulged somewhere within your body I WILL eat you alive, and not even think twice about it.

I don't care about anyone BUT myself. You are NOT special until you prove it, I hate to sound like a cunt so let me make soemthing clear. YES there are some exceptions. When I find your intelligent and I can carry on intelectual conversation with you without frying brain cells, you will no longer be considered a waste of space. Eventually, if you play your cards right, you may be considered a homie, but as I have said, I get bored easily and I am quite the attention whore. ^_^

I am blunt, and to the point. Most people adore me or put up with me because I will not sugar coat things for my homie's or lie to them. If that dress looks horrible on you I WILL tell you. I KNOW I am not perfect, no one is. I will NOT change for anyone, you either accept me how I am or take your ass back out the same door you walked through. I am very enegergetic, happy, spontanious, sensual and sweet. It may not sound like it in the above paragraphs but words lack emotions and facial reactions. I love to have fun, joke around, and 99.9% of the things I say are full blown sarcasim. I am only a bitch, cunt or asshole when and if you give me a reason.

F.A.Q'S

Are those really you or are you a fake!? Ok this question is the winner. It has earned the right of passage into my hall of fame for ultimate stupidity (and trust me that is not a good thing). If I was going to steal someone's pictures I would NOT pick mine. Go to the doctor's and get your eyes checked, please, many would agree with me on the fact that you NEED it done.

How do you do your make-up? This is just a stupid question to begin with. I barely have any on, except for the recent pictures. But here's my secret, I take the make-up and apply it to my face. Doesn't take a genius to figure it out, only someone with a small bit of artistic ability and the time to spend on making your eyelids look like rainbows (cue crowd 'awe' & 'ohhh pretty'). Make up that I use consist on Clinique, Max Factor, Mac and other random ones that I find pretty. But thanks for your complement, in that creepy eerie sort of way >.>

Did you really make those pictures? How? What? Do you honestly expect me to sit here and give you a step by step on how I did every design? I use a combination of Adobe Photoshop and Jasc Paint Shop. Do what I did, Download the trial progam and mess around with it with a picture you have on your computer. Get to know the programs and what they do, I've been doing it for six years and I am STILL learning things, be creative people. Fyi credit for the alterations of the images on my sites and layouts go to me and their respective brush owners but the images that were used in the alterations are sole property of their makers, I take no credit in the making of the orignal images.

Your layout's awesome, make me one! No, No and again No. I do web and graphic design for a living, I barely have any time to design the multiple layouts that I go through on here, I am not going to do yours for you. Browse the web if you can't do layouts and either find a free one or learn how to make one yourself. I get paid for this stuff, I am not going to sit here and waste my time making yours for you for FREE when I can be making one for someone for MONEY. Now, If I know you personally and in real life, then maybe, just maybe I will grace you with a design by me, free of charge. The best adertising is, after all, word of mouth.

Name: Carimae Lenee Spring
Age: Twenty-Five
Status: Enthralled & Engaged
Orientation: Mix N' Match Mutt
Religion: Southern Baptist
Location: Jacksonville, Fl.