stupid texas college students!! |
Dead Cow Lesson First-year students at Texas A&M’s Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:29:00 GMT |
you know you are from snohomish when.. |
-You've ever painted the rock.-The highlight of the weekend were panther football games!-You've ever wondered "what the hell is a bearcat?"-The best part of half days was being able to go to Alfy's af...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:49:00 GMT |
interesting quiz for this year |
Your Political Profile:..http://www.blogthingsimages.com/howliberalorconser
vativeareyouquiz/politics.jpg" height="100" width="100">Overall: 45% Conservative, 55% LiberalSocial Issues: 50% Conservative...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:06:00 GMT |
chicken gun |
(True Story) Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4-pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocit...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 19:40:00 GMT |
workshops to help post superbowl depression |
A series of post-SuperBowl weekend workshops ares now being formed by community colleges across the country to help those men who may experience depression after the big game.These workshops have been...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:22:00 GMT |
a panda walks into a bar... |
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you goi...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:10:00 GMT |
How to Kill a Polish Man |
A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 13:00:00 GMT |
How to Sell a Toothbrush |
The kids filed back into class Monday morning.They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then share with the class how they were successful.Little Mary led off, "I sold gi...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 00:43:00 GMT |
the FBI |
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call sir," replied the dispatcher.
The next ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 17:59:00 GMT |
DIRTY |
The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with his attorney.The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyl...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:23:00 GMT |
