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El Presidente Calderón

America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad ass speed. -Eleanor Roosevelt 1936

About Me

GET SOME! I am studying Communications-Public Relations major at Cal State Fullerton. I love ballin', track and field, camping, lifting heavy things, fat girls, farm animals and going out with the homies and getting totally rad. I enjoy the occasional puff, puff pass just as much as the next man, but I am convinced that the best high is just being high on life. I love the party scene when there is a tranquil mood in the air, but if u step on me or my boyz toes someone better call the police. My personality can be best described by Mike Tyson as facetious. I have been known to have a nervy sense of humor, but if u know me or would get to know me you would realize that it’s all good. Lets just say I'm nonpareil from anyone you have ever met. VIVA LA RAZA!

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My Interests

crashing funerals

I'd like to meet:

Women who are delightfully tacky yet unrefined.

Music:

Tego Calderon, 2Pac, Shady, Game, Mike Jones, Ying Yang Twins, Lil john, Jack Johnson, Coldplay and Al Green on special occassions. I listen to some old suff here and there like Rick James Bitch, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Ray Charles, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin. Oh ya and Berry White when the ladies want it.Thats baby making music thats what that is.

Movies:

Old School, American Pie trilogy, Wedding Crashers,Van Wilder, I Dream of Jenna, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Return Of The Jedi, 40 Year Old Virgin, Snatch, Reservoir Dogs, Anchorman, God Father I and II, Boondock Saints, Shawshank Redemption, Napoleon Dynamite,Pumping Iron, Dumb and Dumber, Rocky I and II,Hoosiers, Lord Of The Rings, Dodgeball, and I cried in Rudy.

Television:

The Black Donnelly's, Yo momma, Rob and Big, Simpsons, Cheers, Family Guy, Wild Boys, Smart Guy, Boy Meets World, Lakers, Flavor Of Love, Chappelle Show, Seinfeld, The Apprentice, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Viva La Bam, Wild On and Telemundo cuz i like watching hot Latinas with ugly men in bumblebee outfits yelling GOOOOOAAALLL!!!

Books:

Facebook

Heroes:

Jesus. Gotta give it up for the JC