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Ron

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a writer...I have a regular job, but I also do freelance work on the side...Recently I was part of the Newsday Review Crew. (you can find my profile somewhere here ) I also just started volunteering around NYC..

I used to write stuff like this
Now I write stuff like this I love to laugh & make people laugh...I like to drink, play poker & softball, go see live music, paint, travel, ski, etc. I have vast knowledge of movie trivia and pop culture.

im = justronz
CHECK THIS OUT, MY NAME IS ON THE SIMPSONS!!!

My Interests

writing, music, going to shows, movies, art/collages, softball, poker, skiing, travel in general...oh and booze!

I'd like to meet:

YOU (no, behind you.... yes, you!!!)

Music:

snow patrol (anyone have tix for they're show this month and want to take me?? I'd be really good company... and i'll buy you a drink or 5...), le tigre, keane, the postal service, the shins, the kills, the killers, the bravery (basically any band that starts with the word the) communique, bloc party, Linkin Park, Frank Sinatra, avril lavigne (guilty pleasure!), U2, Garbage, Belle and Sebastian, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, anything you can sing too!

Movies:

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, garden state, sin city, almost famous, old school, napoleon dynamite

Television:

Lost, 24, Smallville, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, My Name Is Earl, The Office, family guy, mad tv, celebrity poker, sportscenter...and for some reason, any special that comes on about Nostradamus.

Books:

any Vonnegut and yes, i'm also addicted to Dan Brown's stuff (though i think the movie is going to suck!! Forrest Gump is going to discover the secret of the Holy Grail??? geeeezzz.... should've just used Harrison Ford, after all he found the grail pretty well in Indiana Jones and the last crusade...)

Heroes:


RRRRrrrrrrr, shiver me timbers, Kit!!! Now gimme my swimsuit, rrrrrrrrr!

My Blog

The Yankees Win! The Yankees Win!!!

Got to love opening day at the stadium!!!  Nothing like $9 beers, the dude sitting next to you talking to each person on the field like they could hear him and telling each Yankee 'aww he struck ...
Posted by Ron on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 09:03:00 PST

Safety news of the day...

brownies + 4 hours in the microwave = smoke-filled apartment.... if you see me soon, EVERYTHING i own smells like smoke and i'm so ghetto, i'll STILL wear them!!
Posted by Ron on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 08:53:00 PST

Thought of the day...

When a priest or a nun goes to the bathroom, do they take a holy shit?
Posted by Ron on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 08:52:00 PST

I'm so ghetto...

Not to plagiarize Jeff Foxworthy, but walking to work in the snow today, I just realized I am SOOO  ghetto.  Feel free to add on to this but here's all my real life stuff... You know you're ...
Posted by Ron on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 08:31:00 PST

Random Thoughts 2/9- The Eyes Have It!

Why do people tend to look up when they're thinking or making a decision?  For instance, what do you want to have for lunch?... and you tend to look up, like you're looking into your brain and as...
Posted by Ron on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 01:01:00 PST

POPE FLOATS  RON PAUL I

POPE FLOATS  RON PAUL I MISSION STATEMENT: Everyone knows that poping aint easy. Thats why you need a real jigga-man for the job. But since Jay-Z has retired, its time to bring in the Zapata-ma...
Posted by Ron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

songs...

if i were a rich girl... lallaalalalalallala... i'd have all the money in the world, if i were a wealthy girl.... HOW STUPID ARE THESE LYRICS???!! if i were a rich girl, i'd have lots of money... ...
Posted by Ron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Media propaganda against... spam

What does the world have against spam??? No, not the unwanted emails we all get... I mean the luncheon meat, ham-like spam??? If you like bacon or ham or any other substance made from a pig, than yo...
Posted by Ron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

TV and relationships..

Random thought for today... I'm realizing how your relationship with your favorite tv show is a lot like how deal with romantic relationships... for instance, if ur favorite show is a comedy like f...
Posted by Ron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

period piece

I have a headache... maybe its my monthly man period??... if men had periods, tampons would have pictures of naked women on them... I bet most men wish they were tampons... if I were a tampon, I'd ha...
Posted by Ron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST