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Heather

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About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorLiving in portland, maine. i love mumbling lunatics. I am very impractical. I find a strange comfort when around the scent of stinky people and grilled cheese. I fight off the madness one day at a time by a reasonable rant and a hearty laugh. I love coffee and getting drunk. I have a true love for potty humor and grosser than gross jokes. I am perverted and twisted with a super sweet side.Still figuring out this crazy world and how to retire early.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

old school peeps and bros

Movies:

for those of you that know me, I can get a bit obsessive about movies. None the less, here are a few...Me, you and everyone we know, Shortbus, Paris Je'Taime, Life Aquatic, Blades of Glory, Sex and Lucia, Waiting for Guffman, Zoolander, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Party Girl-I freakin' love Parker Posey, The Peanut Butter Solution, The Incredibles, Wayne's World, School of Rock, Clerks, Pooty Tang, Raising Arizona, True Romance, Bottle Rocket, Royal Tennenbaums, Amelie, What about Bob..pretty much anything with my beloved Bill Murray. What a gem. Trainspotting, A Mighty Wind, Best in Show, this documentary on Spontaneous Combustion...that shit is real!!! Dolomite, Petey Wheatstraw, The Disco Godfather..Rudy Ray Moore is a whole lot of sweaty man! Annie, Sound of Music, Shine, and Overboard

Television:

no cable...i know...it's sad.

Books:

Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas, Even Cowgirls get the Blues, The Count of Monte Cristo, Harry Potter, The Floating Opera