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Osmosis Brent

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About Me


Hope is... Lyrics
What kind of person am I? I'm the kind of person who believes that the answers to all of life's questions are in the lyrics to Gettin' Jiggy Wit It. I blog every 23 minutes. I'm the kind of person who has the lyrics to The Monster Mash saved on his desktop. I'm almost 26 and I still haven't grown up. I go to NIU. I will probably get my degree when I'm 64. I want to live in a place and have a job where I never have to wear shoes again the rest of my life, unless to play sports. I'm quiet. It's not because I'm an asshole. It's because I'm quiet. Then again I can be talkative. Especially if you dare to argue with me. I have the greatest g/f in the world, so no I will not have sex with you, so stop asking Kenny. Speak at me, ask me anything, and remember, there are no dumb questions...
Yes you in the back, the retard with the dumb question.

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My Interests

Janell, sports, movies, books, the average rainfalls of countries, pizza, folding clothes.

I'd like to meet:

The ignorant so it will be easier to crush them. Thunder Dan Majerle. Alex Trebec. Optimus Prime

Music:

1)Metallica
2)Tool
3)Dragonforce

System of a Down
Killswitch Engage
Avenged Sevenfold
A Perfect Circle
Rhapsody of Fire
Trivium
In Flames
Machine Head
The Mars Volta
Tenacious D
Silent Civilian
Apocalyptica
My Chemical Romance
HIM
Mastodon
Pantera
Luca Turilli
Deftones
Staind
Steve Miller Band
Les Miserables
Phantom of the Opera
Miss Saigon
Jesus Christ Superstar
Various other artists...

Movies:

1)Tranformers
2)Braveheart
3)V for Vendetta

Sin City
The Brotherhood of the Wolf
Matrix Trilogy
300
Alfie
All Jet Li movies (Hero, Fearless, Unleashed especially)
LoTR
28 Days Later
Grindhouse
Rocky Sextology
Big Fish
Pan's Labyrinth
The Patriot
We Were Soldiers
Borat
Anything by Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Super Troopers
All Kevin Smith Movies
Many many others

Television:

1)Lost
2)The Venture Brothers
3)South Park

Jeopardy!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Family Guy
The Simpsons
MST3K
Metalocalypse
Squidbillies
American Gladiators
Nip/Tuck
Lakers
Cubs
Bears
Tennis

Books:

The Dark Tower by Stephen King is the best book I will ever read in my life. This I know. That entire series just amazes me. I of course love all Stephen King books. Tolkien is the man as well. Harry Potter books even though they are ruining our society and children and he and his friends will burn in hell for their practicing of witchcraft. And of course who can forget my man Jim Davis dealing out the Garfield comics. Love it

Heroes:

Chuck Norris
Rocky Balboa
Optimus Prime
Snarf

My Blog

Byron Bank of Chupacabras

One of the most awesome things anyone can do is to sneeze with a mouth full of food.  I'm sure you all have already heard the news, but it is possible a chupacabra was caught in southern texas.&n...
Posted by Osmosis Brent on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:01:00 PST

Byron Bank of Movies and Music

It's the bank of today. It has been some time since I have blogged, and by some time I mean about 30 seconds.  This blog is going to focus on new music and movies I have partaken in the occular a...
Posted by Osmosis Brent on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:47:00 PST

Byron Bank of Sports

It's the bank of the past. It has been some time since I have blogged.  I just haven't had time.  You are always busy when you have the V.I.P. status that I do.  Anyway this i...
Posted by Osmosis Brent on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:10:00 PST

Munchen

BEE boo boo BEE, boo boo BEE boo boo BEE That is just a small clip of the music from Dr. Mario.  Nels plays Dr. Mario at least 2 hours a day.  He is on a noble quest to cure AIDS.&...
Posted by Osmosis Brent on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 11:00:00 PST

Lord of Illusions

Evil has a flight plan That's no joke.  It does.  More on that later.  I just discovered the Indie channel.  I did not know it existed.  I am happy it exists.  The perfec...
Posted by Osmosis Brent on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 01:53:00 PST

Almost Brenty

Come back to me it's almost easy... That is of course a line from A7X's new song, Almost Easy.  The video is out and it is pretty bad ass.  I believe Lord Rich the Eater of Babies and I migh...
Posted by Osmosis Brent on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:18:00 PST

Hillen Huntermeyer

Dr. Thunder gives me magical powers Is anyone else sick of Saw movies?  The first one was pretty decent.  The 2nd one blew.  I didn't like it at all.  The puzzles were far too simp...
Posted by Osmosis Brent on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 11:59:00 PST

SWEET IRONY

Alanis Morissette should write a song about this.... So yeah, my last blog I commented how I am really starting to like and appreciate Mason properties.  Then I walked outside and saw that my car...
Posted by Osmosis Brent on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:41:00 PST

Illini Tire

I can't think of anything weird to say. The new Axis of Evil and Avenged Sevenfold CD's come out this month.  I am certainly excited about both of them.  For those who don't know, Axis of Ev...
Posted by Osmosis Brent on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:27:00 PST

Mortal Kombrent

I tend to pick my nose when I drive. And throughout the day. I haven't blogged in awhile.  I've been busy with all the schooling and the working and the loving and the hanging.  It's a busy ...
Posted by Osmosis Brent on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:17:00 PST