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mummergirl

I am here for Friends

About Me

i'm a graphic designer, a mummer, a cradle-robber, and a wanna-be irishwoman. i'm not as cool as i look, and i'm probably too old for myspace, but i do it anyway since i can use the internet at work and *totally* get away with it. speaking of too old ... i'm completely addicted to TOONTOWN (clearly i have issues, as do the rest of my addicted family). i have almost *no* memory anymore (too much nutrasweet?) and i have no internal monologue either (did i say that out loud?). i appreciate friends who will tell me when i have spinach in my teeth, and that it's not my pants that make my butt look big. people tell me i'm funny, but unfortunately it's usually when i'm not trying to be. i'm inappropriate more often than not; my sense of humor is kinda sick so it's extremely hard to offend me ... but that doesn't mean you should go out of your way trying. i prefer to drink "man" drinks ... girly drinks are yummy but make me hurl in front of future in-laws (appletinis anyone?). i cry at movies all the time, whether they're happy or sad. i'm a total clutz and *always* covered with bruises (i swear tom doesn't beat me, though there have been times i've been deserving). i have a tendency to fall off pirate ships.
true story: opposites attract! i'm getting married to a wonderful pain in the ass whom i love dearly and will even make kidlets with someday. for now, it's just the furry little bastards i live with, my cats guinness and jameson.

My Interests

mummers, string bands, avalon, durning, art, graphics, procrastination, infectious laughter, staying up late, sleeping in (highly underrated!), ocean view campground, bowling, toontown, guitar hero, the jersey shore, curves, flyers hockey, baseball (mets for my dad, phils for my fiance), coffee, guinness, passionate kisses, sarcasm, excessive use of ellipses, jack daniels, quizzo/trivia, movies, my cats, dark chocolate, brutal truth, refreshingly real people, diners, wings (hot & cheap), pirates, norton, stephen lynch, mexican food, LOST, HEROES, johnny depp, macs, board games, disney, road trips, cruises, daydreaming about vacations, sushi, scrabble, shanghai, wedding planning, livejournal, the grapevine

I'd like to meet:

mummers and mummer-wannabes (check out DURNING STRING BAND ), partners in crime, the open-minded, the grammatically gifted, fellow arachnophobes, worthy opponents, bad bowlers, people with infectious laughs, silly people who make me snarf, HEROES and LOST fans & theorists, pirates, blasts from my past, sheriff slappy mcslaperson, my boyfriend's boyfriend (chase utley), and other victims of driveby cheesing.

Music:

aimee mann, tegan and sara, the police, system of a down, bjork, death cab for cutie/postal service, interpol, coldplay, soul coughing/doughty, ani difranco, louis prima/keely smith, depeche mode, the smiths/morrissey, the cure, nine inch nails, they might be giants, ben folds, the killers, pixies, faith no more, liz phair, billie holiday, ella fitzgerald, otis redding, new order, al green, david gray, the ramones, run dmc, stevie wonder, beastie boys, mates of state, joan jett, social distortion, elvis, fishbone, weezer, james brown, g-love, jane's addiction, prince, squirrel nut zippers, chris cornell, sinead, cranberries, echo and the bunnymen, the specials, beth orton, garbage, the doors, fiona apple, jimmy eat world, evanescence, paul westerberg, pete yorn, a perfect circle, dean martin, alice in chains, inxs, louis armstrong, r.e.m., ... and upsincefriday

Movies:

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, history of the world part 1, hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, the prestige, the number 23, donnie darko, 300, amelie, dodgeball, office space, better off dead, spaceballs, kill bill, the princess bride, high fidelity, singles, seven, click, bram stoker's dracula, fight club, nightmare before christmas, reservoir dogs, serenity, house of 1000 corpses, the davinci code, edward scissorhands, benny & joon, pirates of the caribbean, don juan demarco (seeing a pattern here?), clerks (and clerks 2!), dogma, chasing amy, being john malkovich, steel magnolias, the exorcist, monty python holy grail, godfather, parenthood, coming to america, cruel intentions, silence of the lambs, dark crystal, breakfast club, pretty in pink, sixteen candles, the truman show, xmen, matrix, johnny dangerously

Television:

LOST, HEROES, family guy, house, project runway, top chef, ace of cakes, what not to wear, mythbusters, and occasionally those bad "dating" and "top model" shows ... i don't know why.

Books:

was reading a lot a couple years ago ... like *REAL NOVELS* ... now, not so much.and i get all my news from my friends on livejournal! seriously. (yes, i'm aware that's sad. i'm blissfully uninformed.)

Heroes:

my mother, who is the strongest woman i've ever had the privilege of knowing.

Christopher Edward Faust, R.I.P.

My Blog

guess what we did friday night?

tom challenged me to a game of scrabble ...... and I let him win, haha!... wedding not until october 2009 ......
Posted by mummergirl on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:47:00 PST

back to reality

Read about it on livejournal:http://mummergirl.livejournal.com/175860.html
Posted by mummergirl on Tue, 08 May 2007 04:02:00 PST

one hell of a weekend

one of my closest friends is in the hospital. if you know me at all in real life, you've heard me talk about chris, my "gaybor" (or "just_chris33" on lj). he went into the hospital with severe stomach...
Posted by mummergirl on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:13:00 PST

2nd Annual Mummers Ride for the Cure

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Posted by mummergirl on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:13:00 PST

LIVE JOURNAL

yeah so if you haven't noticed, i don't frequent myspace anymore. if you want to find out the latest poop, you can check out my journal at http://www.livejournal.com/users/mummergirl/ however, almo...
Posted by mummergirl on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 03:09:00 PST

check my status

yeah, that's what i'm talkin 'bout. gots me a good man. wish me luck.
Posted by mummergirl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

so today i noticed i was defriended

by the wonderful mister e!!! can't say i blame him. where the hell have i been? not here, that's for sure. situation remedied. all is now right in the world. *hey, it's really been a long time...
Posted by mummergirl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the more you ignore me

I am now A central part Of your mind's landscape Whether you care Or do not Yeah, I've made up your mind :) ahhh morrissey harleyquinn & luckybutt will know why this song seems appr...
Posted by mummergirl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ok, how freakin funny is THIS?!?!

i love him dearly, but honestly, isn't johnny depp starting to look a little like snoopy's brother spike? ...
Posted by mummergirl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i haven't been around much, i know.

sorry for the absence from myspace ... got lots of stuff swimming around my head these days. please don't hate me for neglecting you. it's just time i stopped neglecting ME.
Posted by mummergirl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST