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The Closest Thing to Closure

Fate exists.It just works in really fucked up ways

About Me

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?Im a 24 yr old still screwing around with college student who enjoys a good party and quality time with special people. I work 2 jobs and go to school so free time is basically only weekends. I go to William Paterson University in Wayne, NJ and my major is Business Administration with a concentration in Marketing. Interests of mine include the usual good movies and books (like The Boondock Saints and the Davinci Code) , to the somewhat weird and demented ( I like ghost hunting and stuff about serial killers). Im an avid sports fan , Giants, Mets, Devils and really dont care about the NBA. I like going to the gym, tattoos and piercings, good liquor and things you can eat off another person's body. I like Express for Men, Family Guy and Aqua Teen Hunger Force, pornography and loud, aggressive music. I like driving fast even though my car sucks and I always have wanted to be invisible. Fav Bands include Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Bleeding Through, Unearth, and As I Lay Dying. Yay let's be friends!
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My Interests

Im big into my music, I love going to see live bands play. Even though it isnt fun, I am into my education. Gotta make mom proud. Everyone loves to travel, me too. I'm also starting to take some interest in cooking. And not hot pockets either. Stop laughing. Im serious.

I'd like to meet:

People who are honest about themselves. I've met too many people who are the opposite. Also beautiful nymphomaniac women who like short white guys.

Music:

Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, As I Lay Dying, Haste The Day, All That Remains, Hawthorne Heights, Silverstein, Rise Against, Unearth, Story of The Year, From Autumn To Ashes, Trivium, Darkest Hour, Bleeding Through, Shadows Fall, Rage Against The Machine, Bullet For My Valentine, God Forbid, Thrice, In Flames, Hatebreed, KillSwitch Engage, The Used, Underoath, Senses Fail, O.A.R., old DMB, Floyd, Chili Peppers, Guns N Roses, and Morris Day and the Time. border="0" alt="Image hosting by Photobucket"
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Movies:

Favorites include: Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Fight Club, MallRats, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Full Metal Jacket, The Boondock Saints, Tombstone, Caddyshack, Half Baked, Dodgeball, Zoolander, and Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I love Quentin Tarantino, Kevin Smith, and Guy Ritchie as directors and fav actors/actresses are Brad Pitt ( does that sound gay?), Jason Lee, Johnny Depp, Ben Stiller, Samuel L. Jackson, Jessica Biel, Reese Witherspoon, Angelina Jolie, and Jenna Jamison. Dont look at me like that either.

Television:

Best SHows are : Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, MXC, Iron Chef, Chappelle's Show, Viva La Bam, Headbanger's Ball, The Sopranos, Seinfeld, and any NFL game.

Books:

The Davinci Code, Angels and Demons, all the Dean Koontz books, It , Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, A Clockwork Orange, Requiem For a DreamYour sexual experience is like an 80's hook up van
You have a great deal of sexual experience, because you are so charming. You are also inventive, and have lots of confidence in yourself. Besides, who can resist an 80s hook up van?
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.comWhen everyone has left me here, I'll make it on my own, Just wait and see. Maybe if you came back down, You'd see it happening to you, Maybe you'd even care.Hear me out, I don't think you'll make it out. Hear me out, See the writing on the wall.Burn your bridge and wear Your heart out on your sleeve, You know you won't fool me. You made all these promises, You broke all these promises to me. Follow your heart this time.Hear me out, I don't think you'll make it out. Hear me out, See the writing on the wall.Did you mean all those things you said? (Said!) Even when you said you'd never change. Writing you letters you never read. (Read!) Waste my breath on paper! When you reflect do you Get that feeling like you used to? And every time you run away, I! Know you still have memories.Now that you've left, Make me feel like I'm gone. You did all these things I hated.So hear me out, I don't think you'll make it out. Hear me out, See the writing on the wall.

Heroes:

Probably my mother for being the most energetic and sefless person I have ever known, and for always believing in me.
.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for ..1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow


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Maximus


67%

Indiana Jones


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James Bond, Agent 007


63%

William Wallace


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Batman, the Dark Knight


54%

The Terminator


54%

Lara Croft


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El Zorro


50%

Neo, the "One"


50%

The Amazing Spider-Man


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My Blog

THE ABILITY OF FUTILITY

This conversation always ends with goodbyesYour standing here behind the doorYour waiting with your robeMaybe you just have to sleepIn someone else's bed  Maybe you just have to keepSearching for...
Posted by The Closest Thing to Closure on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 10:44:00 PST

Im not doing this for....

Oh yeah you caught me. The bottle is by the bed. Some things are better left unsaid. I can't be someone that you will regret. You have so many faces. As you are as so you see. Trying to Be somebody is...
Posted by The Closest Thing to Closure on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:59:00 PST

he talks like a gentleman

You sit there in your heartache Waiting on some beautiful boy to To save you from your old ways You play forgiveness Watch it now ... here he comes! He doesn't look a thing like Jesus But he talks lik...
Posted by The Closest Thing to Closure on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:07:00 PST

666 mark of the beast

  Each player of this game starts with the "6 weird/quirky habits/things about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird/quirky habits/things, as well as state thi...
Posted by The Closest Thing to Closure on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 09:30:00 PST

No more playing games

And I remember our favorite timesWalkin' around as I watch the city lights warm upTalking about where we'll be this time next year,Talking Where we'll be this time next yearThese memories still remain...
Posted by The Closest Thing to Closure on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 11:11:00 PST

Am I So Special?

every word that falls from my lips falls on deaf ears and I suffocatenow righteousness cast aside thrown to the groundI close my eyes and I see you therebut my eyes deceive me every other sense says I...
Posted by The Closest Thing to Closure on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 06:06:00 PST

She drives me crazy

Wow. Thats all i have to say about tonight. She can push my buttons in all the right ways. And the sex? Holy shit. Amazing . It's been a long time since anyone kept me in bed for three hours. Tip o th...
Posted by The Closest Thing to Closure on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 01:33:00 PST

Crazy ....check this out

this is disturbing yet cool.......hehe Your Suicide.. by KonstantineYour Name/UsernameFavorite Number?Favorite Color?Gender?FemaleMaleUndecidedBothHow will you commit suicide?You will slash your t...
Posted by The Closest Thing to Closure on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i hate school

totally didnt go to class today......i was up to make it on time......but fuckin a did i feel lazy. so im sittin here typin this instead of sittin through and hour and a half of bullshit. Hmmmm....may...
Posted by The Closest Thing to Closure on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST