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ORKA the ALMIGHTY STEEZ STEELER

About Me

GENERAL ORKA THE TORRID, EATER OF SEA-LIFE, TEACHER OF SMALL MAMMALS, A FRIEND TO HAIR-LESS RAPPING CHIMPS, A KINSMAN OF ALL PAN FLUTE PLAYING GOAT PEOPLES AND YES ALSO "YO'MOMMA", A WALKING CONTRADICTION, WHO'S WORST ENEMY IS ALSO HIS GREATEST HOPE. SOMEONE WHO KNOWS ALL THE ANSWERS BUT CHOOSES TO LEARN THE HARD WAY. A STRONG MINDED, WEAK WILLED, WONDER OF MODERN SCIENCE. THE EXPERIENCE OF A THOUSAND LIFETIMES IN ONE PICTURE. CONSTANTLY IMPRESSED WITH THE INGENUITY OF OTHERS, AWARE OF GENIUSES IN HIS MIST. ABLE TO UNDERSTAND THE WORTH AND WEIGHT OF MEMORIES. A LOVER. A FIGHTER. A THINKER. AN INDIVIDUAL...WHO OFTEN SMELLS OF RANK CHEESE FROM FOREIGN LANDS, ROCKS A WHITE-MAN VEGETA-AFRO WITH COMPLETE DISREGARD FOR FASHION, AND INSIDE SOURCES SAY HE MAY NEED AN ASS WAXING DUE TO A RAMPANT CASE OF CHINCHILLA ASS... ALSO A VAMPIRE LIKE INSOMNIAC WHO COMBINES SLEEP DEPRIVATION, ******GREY GOOSE, NUDE NEO-GEO EMULATION, CHEESE CAKE,SLOW SEX,NEWPORTS,SQUID ARMIES,POTATO SALAD HAT-HAIR,2 SCOOPS RICE, SHOTGUN TOTING ZOMBIE PENGUINS WITH NO DENTAL INSURANCE, AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER EMO TENDENCIES TO PRODUCE THE WORLDS MOST BEAUTIFUL MUSIC FOR DEAF KIDS AND HORNY MIDGETS ALIKE...AT THE RATE OF A HUNDRED SHITY BEATS A DAY CAUSE THATS WHAT FLOATS MY BOATS

STILL RIDE-IN CADDILIACS

JOIN MLG TEAMS!MURF - BGAY - S-C-S- MIMO


ORKA STEEZ HALO 3 STATS!HALO 2 STATS GUILTY ORKA 808

{classic whips}

ROTARY

{classic shit}

TUNES

{classic shit}

TUNES CON'T

{classic shit}

FLIXXX

{adult swim}

TELEVIZZLE

ANIME DOWNLOADS ON THIS FORUM GALORE

{TELEVIZZLE CON'T}

FOOLEY COOLEY!

WHEN THEY CRY!

{ Higurashi no Nakukoro ni and Kai} season 1 and 2

BLACK LAGOON!

{classic companys}

REAL-Gs

{return of the mac?}

LET ME CEO!

{classic shit}

BOOKS

{classic shit}

GAMES

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ART

{classic shit}

PAINTING

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 16/04/2006
Band Website: http://orkasteez.biz.ly/
Band Members:

ORKA STEELER OF STEEZ™

HE WHO CORRUPTS SAID STEEZ AND WILL STEAL IT FOR HIS OWN VISAGE IF NEED BE...SON OF ANCIENT GODS...AND MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEE...SE... HE IS UNTO HIS OWN MIND AN ISLAND ON AN ISLAND WITHIN AN ISLAND...AND I LIKE BARROW POKE IF YOU GIT THEN SEND SUM INDA U.P.S. BOOLEI UM HAUWNGREY

YOUR MOMMA SAID WATCH BOTH

ronpaul2012 foo!

CHECK THE HALL OF FAME STRIP LOWER MORE LINKS TO COME

I AM ED, AND I AM HUNGRY!

BY THE WAY

COME BUY ME SHOES MADE OF MOON ROCKS ®

Disclaimer

all merchandise is made in part ½ by hippos with moon rocks ½ by Grey goose© shaken not stirred, for the power and financial gains of the giant squid conglomerate located on a cocaine running Japanese's fishing vessel off the coast of Hilo, as such the hippo's reserve the right to "bust yo grill" with moon rocks if you do not spend all of your rent money buying ugly hoodies you don't want at an utterly uneconomic mark up®
Influences: EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING GOOD...THERE ARE 2 MANY THINGS, 2 MANY PEOPLE... TA LIST THAT WHICH HAS HELPED SHAPE ME... ANIME, MUSIC, (OF ALL SORTS), ART, SEX, MIND EXPANDING DRUGS, ETC, ETC, YOU KNOW SMART PEOPLE SHIT...I'VE GOT THE BEST CHICA I COULD HAVE EVER ASKED FOR RIGHT NOW

CLICK HERE TO LEARN THE FUNDAMENTALS OF CHEE!!!

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MIND ALTERATION EDUCATION

BEWARE PELEGRO!

WEED KILLER IS ON THE LOSE

THE HALO GOD...UNTOUCHABLE


Sounds Like: TEN THOUSAND CATS MADE OF CHEESE AND HIPPO EYEBALLS IN A SLEEPING BAG BEING SLAPPED ON UGLY KID'S FAT FACE...WHILE HE RIDES A UNICYCLE WITH HIS 13 PET CHIMPS IN PUERTO RICO... ON A RAINY MONDAY DURING A CIVIL WAR INVOLVING EVERY CARBON BASED LIFE FORM...FROM SQUIDS TO HIP HOP KIDS... ADD THIS BAND!! THEY KICK ASS!

all things invisible.
all free music

CLICK THE PICTURE TO VIEW THEIR PROFILE


CLICK THE BUTTON TO ADD THEM AS YOUR FRIEND :

I WISH MY ISH SOUNDED HALF AS GOOD AS ALL THINGS INVISIBLE™ OR EVERYBODY DOWN @ SIQ RECORDS™ ...BUT REPRESENTING LOCAL MUSIC EXPANDS YOUR CHEE...SO REP HARD NUKKA!!!

ALL THINGS INVISIBLE™

ION MYKE™

BRAINSTORMING WEATHER™

DIRECT DESCENDANTS™

KINGS OF YAG™

RHYTHM DEFENSE TEAM™

UMGAWD™

SAPIENCE™

STURDY HULL PRODUCTIONS™

ITS TO HOT 2 BE A BOT ©


Record Label:

FREE AGENT MERC

My Blog

MYSPACE MAXXXED OUT?

GOD DAMN IT...MYSPACE HAS A 65,000 LETTER LIMIT...I AM SO SAD NOW I HAVE A MILLION MORE BUTTONS TO ADD DAMN YOU TOM ILL GIVE YOU MONEY TO GIVE ME MORE SPACE I WANT A WALL OF BUTTONS TO BURY MY FACE IN...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 03:58:00 GMT

CALL OF DUTY CLAN!!!

CALL OF DUTY 4 CLAN COME TRY OUT TODAY!!!
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:44:00 GMT

i look good in hats

i look good in all sorts of hats. like a model even, hats, they are my friends.   this has been a public service anounment from yo momma...     ork  
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 15:27:00 GMT

always hated the word blog....

fuck blogs! frogs are cool thought,maybe dogs,clogs,cogs,togg(le) switches,fog,logs,boggs,pogs(if your not from hawaii then don't ask) and hell anythings else i forgot that rymes with blogs is ok...
Posted by on Fri, 12 May 2006 19:11:00 GMT