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Paranoid Android

About Me


I am, as those who know me know, totally obsessed with music, and would love to do something in that field...On the side. (Unless it was incredibly lucrative) I am writing a book (grammer be damned) and Currently I am working on recording several songs at home under the project name "The Buildup." ( www.myspace.com/drumroomrecords

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Nice Women, Likeminded Musicians, Kevin Smith, Dave Grohl, Jack Black, Bob Odenkirk, Jay Mohr, David Cross (well I've already met him, but Id like to talk longer)...****Last Resort****DAH DA DOO DOO!THE CHILD CLOWN OUTLET!

My Blog

WOOO PIG SOOIE!!!

WE GOT DA BOOT! (FYI>>>The Golden Boot is a 150lb trophy shaped like the state of Arkansas and Lousiana that is awarded to the annual winner of the Arkansas/LSU matchup that always takes place the Fri...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 20:25:00 GMT

Actual Conversation with Credit Card Company

This is part of an actual conversation I just had with a Discover Card Rep.  Backstory:  I opened a Discover card acct. in 02.  I Maxed that mutha out.. Took forever to pay it off.. Al...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 14:25:00 GMT

The Day After Roswell

Im currently watching a show on the History Channel about man named Philip Corso (presumably dead).  He was a high up in the US Govt. and supposedly he was put in charge of trying to reverse...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 19:41:00 GMT

Childlike Excitement

Well, today I bought and put together a basketball goal by myself.. It took me 4 hours and was completely frustrating b/c they failed to include all of the bolts and nuts necessary for completion.&nbs...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 19:55:00 GMT

Extremely long survey

The Most Random SurveyWhat's the first thing you do when waking up in the morning?get angry that it's time to get upDo you prefer a shower or bath?showerHow many times a day do you brush your teeth?2H...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 14:13:00 GMT

Stink Town

Well, I've been spending an inordinate amount of time in beautiful Pine Bluff, AR lately.  The reason is we have 6 jobs in progress as of last week.  Between meetings, my co-worker and I are...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 18:57:00 GMT

Bukowski, Trent, and Myself

Conversation between My 5 yr. old son Trent and Myself last night. Trent:  I wonder if Ill be alone like you when I get big Daddy. Me:  What do you mean? (slightly caught off guard) T: ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 19:19:00 GMT

Ive got the Flu and other classics of the 50's

Greetings... As most of you know, my glorious visage made its internet debut this week with my brothers uploading of his short film "Last Resort"  you can see it on Google Video or click here for...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 14:53:00 GMT

Ruminating while living in a state of stasis.

Well, It's been a while since ive sat down and blogged so I guess I will. Well, Trent signed up for Tee Ball yesterday and we went and bought a bat, glove, helmet (for what reason, I dont know) and a ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 18:13:00 GMT

I hate New Year's Eve

Let me just put this out there:  I hate New Years Eve...   It is not a celebration of a new year of hope and anticipation and all that positive crap..  It is a reminder of how fast...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 17:13:00 GMT