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Natey D

Boyamatisse

About Me


I've started a new blog to run alongside my new radio show. You can subscribe to my weekly podcast, play it in iTunes or stick it on your iPod so you never miss a moment of White Elephants .

links:

My comedy videos on MySpace or YouTube

My extra videos on Youtube

My improv group, Heywire

quotes:

I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me. But its hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like Im seeing it all at once, and its too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold onto it. And then it flows through me like rain, and I cant feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But dont worry.

You will someday.

videos:

My Interests

MoviesFilmingPerformingPianoGuitarDesignComputersMacintoshAr tComedyGuitar Hero

I'd like to meet:

Jesus. My ancestors.

Music:

Radiohead Ben Folds The Shins
Leo Kottke
Michael Hedges
Bruce Cockburn
Iron & Wine
Nickel Creek
Led Zeppelin
The Beatles
System of a Down Tenacious D Death Cab for Cutie Muse Foo Fighters Regina Spektor
David Gray
Andrew Bird
Pearl Jam Of Montreal Ray LaMontagne The Postal Service Pedro The Lion Zero 7
Troubled Hubble Flight of the Conchords Hard 'n Phirm Stephen Lynch Nobuo Uematsu John Williams Danny Elfman Jill Johnson

Movies:

The Prestige Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
American Beauty
Fight Club
Se7en
Cast Away
Lost In Translation Stranger Than Fiction
Road To Perdition
The Life Aquatic
Children of Men
The Constant Gardener
Pirates of the Caribbean
Finding Nemo
Edward Scissorhands
Dumb & Dumber
Lord of the Rings
Star Wars
Kill Bill
Quentin Tarantino
Disney Movies

Television:

Seinfeld

Scrubs

The Office

South Park

Late Night with Conan O'Brien

The Daily Show

The Colbert Report

Books:

Devil in the White City

The Tao of Pooh

Short Stories

Poetry

The Buttress of Windsor

Heroes:

My parents

My Blog

Updates: The dates that go up

Hi everybody. It had been a while since I wrote last, and much has happened. I apologize for neglecting you. Please come back.Old news first. I hit some guy driving back to the Quad Cities from home l...
Posted by Natey D on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:39:00 PST

Paradigm Shift

The time has come to address the daunting task of worth and purpose, that self-sufficient dilemma that is the fiber of wretched songs and drunken poetry. What worth is a product within a system free o...
Posted by Natey D on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:13:00 PST

iMac

I'm really starting to believe that the only person alive who can keep up with every new mac product release and update is Steve Jobs. It really gets frustrating. Posted by Natey D on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 07:51:00 PST

Announcing my new online store!

Hey everybody, I just opened my new online store over at www.cafepress.com/natey. Right now I've got several different designs and lots of different merchandise, and I'm adding new designs every day. ...
Posted by Natey D on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:29:00 PST

Stupid

Wow, we've come a long way, haven't we, Wesley Snipes?"Wesley Snipes is back... asadeadlyassassinouttokillacriminalterroristin... The Contractor!!"Haven't I seen this somewhere before?...
Posted by Natey D on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:14:00 PST

Let's shoot animals

So a little over a month ago some 11 year-old kid in Alabama killed the biggest wild hog on record, measured at 1060 pounds and 9 feet 4 inches. It took 8 shots from a .50 caliber revolver to take the...
Posted by Natey D on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:16:00 PST

A dog.

Everyone, meet Tucker.At least, I think he's Tucker. This little guy has made the last week of my life one of the most interesting and difficult ones I've had. I've had to keep him a bit of a secret b...
Posted by Natey D on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 12:01:00 PST

Exploding Brains!

I went to a fireworks show on the 3rd, and it wasn't too bad. They lit them off on a barge on the Mississippi, and we watched from a park near the arsenal. I personally like being beneath fireworks as...
Posted by Natey D on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:21:00 PST

i should have been a grassy hill

subtle, clever Carsondies his forty deathsbut never cries.voices- floatingashes, caking everysurface, everywaking moment,frailty's constant lashesknowing the mistakes they're making.they will fade.nev...
Posted by Natey D on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:17:00 PST

It's been a while

Today is Pico's birthday! He is one year old. Well, older than that. He was obviously alive before I got him. But with pets, you count these things differently. So buy him a cricket or something.My gi...
Posted by Natey D on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 03:35:00 PST