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אללה הוא אכבר

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm a firm believer that the more "friends" you have on here the less of a life you have. What other narcissitic house-hermit crouched over their computer for 12 hours a day perfecting their pics with photoshop and HTML code can manage to rack up 1000+ contacts???

Some other things about me, I'm a trivia whore, techno-polyglot and a seeker of knowlege, both new and old. I'm an NPR junky and know a little about alot. I'd like to exchange or meet anyone learning spanish, Japanese, German, Hebrew, Arabic, Khmer, Russian.

As for sports, I like playing them, not watching them. Target practice is fun, frisbee golf is fun, building electronic devices is fun, memorizing foreign words is fun, traveling is the best.

Some other things I like are offroading and seeing local bands' shows and infiltrating and exploring places I'm not supposed to be with my trusty bolt cutters close at hand.I edited my profile with YOUR MOM

My Interests

The beach, Cars, HV, DPSS, harpsichords, music, history

Music:

ECCLECTIC

Movies:

3 Degrees of Separation, Pillow Book, Bully, LOTR, Your mom

Television:

Curb your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development , LOST, Heroes

Books:

Foucault's Pendulum and of course, Your mom

Heroes:

Ziad Fazah

My Blog

Nightmares and dreamscapes

Waking up at the crack of dawn to collect that fresh, early morning ferret semen has been difficult enough lately, but finding Christopher Walken perched on my dresser naked eating tuna out of a can a...
Posted by ÐÜÜÔ ÔÕÐ ÐÛÑè on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The calendar hung itself

Does he kiss your eyelids in the morning when you start to raise your head? And does he sing to you, incessantly, from the space between your bed and wall? Does he walk around all day at school with h...
Posted by ÐÜÜÔ ÔÕÐ ÐÛÑè on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Serious affliction?

You and me have a disease,You affect me, you infect me,Im afflicted, youre addicted,You and me, you and me
Posted by ÐÜÜÔ ÔÕÐ ÐÛÑè on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST