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JEFFREY

GIMME DAT PIE !

About Me


clean cut american kid

the one who took my virginity

the one who i used

the one who broke my heart

the one who used me

the one who i will always love

and they all have online profiles ... eww

My Interests

ride'n & slide'n, wondering, text messages, pretending, myspace and having the time of my life

I'd like to meet:

fraternity brothers, fake tits, car enthusiast, and anyone who loves to compete

Music:

smoke mo kush im fucked up i bounce i stop pop and i lean

92Q is where my heart is, but WKYS has been bangin heavy lately

Heroes:


killer whales

My Blog

"you dont give a fuck what you do at McDonalds"

spent the whole weekend driving and filling up gas tanks, getting the bike was an 'adventure', heidi driving and whining the whole way, two blunts as soon as we get on our way, we stop at mcdonalds so...
Posted by JEFFREY on Tue, 29 May 2007 02:07:00 PST

i have to see her again

I was in superfresh and this cute girl was in there with her bike, a pink cruiser, amazing. I thought of talking to her in the store but didn't, then she road by me again in towson. I kept almost catc...
Posted by JEFFREY on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:06:00 PST

its time to start thinking

Want to be a pop star & on TRL. Not pretty enough though, my time is up. Time to make a new plan, one with fun and pretty girls.   smoked blunts and listened to daniel johnston to occupy my eveni...
Posted by JEFFREY on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:18:00 PST

baldness, now ill def get more girls

this ones my favorite, need to get rid of the line of hair on the top, but you know how it is, need to count beans too. this is bald jeff just hangin with the family, my dad has a comb over going on,...
Posted by JEFFREY on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 09:53:00 PST

Shoulda gone to art school, the chicks at mica look nice after a few hours of accounting

"Party time party time, summer days are gone, and I don't wanna see you ANYMORE"   silly wasted off sampling brews, 'crucial' bong rips then getting my ass served in foosball, talking analytical...
Posted by JEFFREY on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:47:00 PST

i was wrong (about music)

" The new MSI album is one of two things a)      disappointment [hopefully I just haven't listened to it enough and am not hearing the awesomeness] b)    ...
Posted by JEFFREY on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:24:00 PST

why i want a digicam (the only reason)

oliver pooped and lined it up perfectly, using only his butt, so that it was standing straight up and down on the icesnow. it was a delicate balancing act performed by a dog, resulting in a ...
Posted by JEFFREY on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 02:04:00 PST

HIGHLIGHTS

  INDIAN FOOD - - - HOLLYWOOD CD - - - LIQUOR CRUSTY XII was just a bonus
Posted by JEFFREY on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:49:00 PST

foos'n on my mind

Why is it always the morning after going out to a bar and drinking that I wake up earlier, feel motivated to go to work, take my time to get ready, and get there on time?   Why did it take me t...
Posted by JEFFREY on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 01:01:00 PST

boredom blog

car pool commuting with my co worker has been wonderfully revealing, we talked about sex mostly, the differences between sexes, drugs, her semi fucked up family, and dogs. i had been looking foward to...
Posted by JEFFREY on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:02:00 PST