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HotFreeLayoutsOk look ima be real wit yall. I done been thru alot of shit in tha past. Still i manage 2 keep my head up thru all tha rain and tha pain. I believe everything happens 4 a reason and god lets shit happen 2 us 2 make us stronger. I believe that everyday is a struggle but u jus gotta keep movin foward. Live life 2 tha fullest but also kno that theres a limit. I wanna thank sum1 very dear 2 my heart and that sum1 is a girl named Winter Tapia. She's helped me thru alot and she let me kno tha meanin of tru luv and 4 that i will 4ever be grateful. And i wanna let her kno that i will never 4git tha time we've shared 2gether. Its more than a memory, its a permanent picture in my heart. Umm i wanna thank those who have been there 4 me thru tha struggle: i wanna Thank god first and foremost becuz witout him i wouldnt be where i am 2day,my mom, my dad, my lil brother steven, jennifer tha most wonderful lil sister in tha world; she so smart and she got a world of oppurtunities out there waitin 4 her, my nigga chris, hector, umm ashley lopez; thanx lil mama 4 bein there when i Needed u tha most, and 2 my whole familia. Most of all i wanna thank Winter Tapia 4 bringin so much joy in my life and stickin wit me thru thick and thin. I couldnt ask 4 more! Damn if i 4got sum1 i apologize. U kno who u r and u kno i got much luv 4 u. Its jus so many ppl thats helped me throughout tha years. Umm about me im a real cool nigga 1nce u git 2 kno me and im a real good friend thats gon always try 2 lead u down tha rite path in life. Push urself thru all obstacles thrown at u but dont 4git that its ok 2 make mistakes, jus never be a quitter and dont give up. Much luv 2 all my ppl. If i can reach out and touch at least 1 person out there then i kno i've done good! Keep ya head up and stay strong.
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Name: Joseph Montalvo
Birthday: November 19
Birthplace: Houston, Tx
Current Location: Pasadena, Tx
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Dark Dark Brown
Height: 5' 9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Wetback....Naw Im Hispanic
The Shoes You Wore Today: Jordans
Your Weakness: My Mom
Your Fears: Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Lovers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Keep On Bein Me....Im A Rider
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I Dont Really Use That Shit
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn Im Sleepy
Your Best Physical Feature: My Smile
Your Bedtime: I Aint Got No Damn Bedtime
Your Most Missed Memory: My Childhood
Pepsi or Coke: Sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King: Tha Golden Arch
Single or Group Dates: I Rather Be Alone Wit My Lil Mama But Im Down 4 Wutever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Man Its All About Cookies N' Cream
Cappuccino or Coffee: Either 1...I Aint Trippin
Do you Smoke: Every 1nce In A While
Do you Swear: Who Doesnt
Do you Sing: Naw Chill...
Do you Shower Daily: Hell Yea
Have you Been in Love: I Think So
Do you want to go to College: Naw College Aint 4 Me
Do you want to get Married: Yea I Do
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only When Im Standin Still
Do you think you are Attractive: Jus A Lil Bit
Are you a Health Freak: Naw
Do you get along with your Parents: Yea Now I Do
Do you like Thunderstorms: They Make Me Sleepy
Do you play an Instrument: Instruments R 4 Fags
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yea
In the past month have you Smoked: Yea But Im Tryna Quit
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Umm...Yea I Think So
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nuh Uh
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I Aint Ever Ate That Shit
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Only In Tha Shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I Aint No Theif and I Aint Poor So I Dont Need 2 Do That
Ever been Drunk: Hell Yea
Ever been called a Tease: Yea
Ever been Beaten up: Who Hasnt
Ever Shoplifted: Didnt I Jus Say That I Aint Poor
How do you want to Die: In Peace
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Great Father And A Loving Husband
What country would you most like to Visit: Nowhere
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Dark Red
Short or Long Hair: Long So I Got Sumthin 2 Pull On
Height: Shorter Than Me
Weight: It Dont Matter As Long As U Aint No Fat Chick
Best Clothing Style: It Aint No Need 4 Clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken: 5
Number of CDs I own: 2 Many
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Everything Happens 4 A Reason
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My Interests

I Luv Tha Feel Of Money In My Hand...And Im A Ladies Man So I Kno All Tha Ways 2 Make Good Luv. I'll Pleasure U In Ways U Never Imagined!

Music:

Im A Universal Nigga. I Listen 2 Everythang

Movies:

Anythang Scary, Anythang Funny, and Anythang Wit Drama!

Television:

I Watch BET And MTV

Heroes:

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basics
whats your name?: Joseph Montalvo
what do people call you?: Joseph, Shrimp
where you named after anything?: Umm I DOnt Think So
if you were born the oppisite sex what would your name be?: Tha Hell If I Kno
do people spell/say your name wrong?: Most Of Tha Time They Say My Last Name Wrong
if you could change your name what would you change it to?: I Like My Name
gender?: Male
birthday?: November 19, 1987
age?: 18
age you act?: Depends On How Im Feelin
age you want to be?: 538
height?: 5' 9"
eye color?: Brown
happy with it?: Yea
natural hair color?: Black
happy with it? if not do you dye it?: Yea I Like My Hair
righty or lefty?: Right
family?: I Dont Git It. Duh I Have A Family
pets?: My Lil Dog Ebony
peircings?: My Ears And My Eyebrow
tatoos?: My Moms Name Tatted On Tha Right Side Of My Neck
love and stuff
single?: If U Kno Me Then U Kno Already
who are you with, or who do you want to be with?: Im Happy As I Am
are you in love?: Love Is Pain. But Sumtimes U Gotta Go Thru Pain 2 Find Happiness
have you ever been in love, if so how many times?: Ive Found My TRUE Love 1nce And Thats All I Need
do you believe in love at first sight?: Naw It Takes Time
is it possible to be faithful to one person for ever?: Hell Yea
do you want to get married?: Yea
do you want to have kids?: Yea
how many?: 9
do you believe in divorce?: Umm Yea
do you belive in true love?: Yea
do you consider love a mistake?: No
turn-ons?: Umm...Personalty, Confidence, Beauty, Smile, Knos How 2 Make A Nigga Feel Good Even At His Worst Times In Life
turns-offs?: Females Wit No Manners. I Hate That Shit
do you think the oppisite sex finds you attractive?: Idk. Ladies Wut U Think?
what is best about the opposite sex?: Umm....idk. Im Not A Girl
what is worst about the oppisite sex?: Like I Said Im Not A Girl So I Dont Kno
are you a virgin?: No
do you belive you should be in love to have sex?: No But Dont Be A Hoe
how far have you gone?: Ive Done Everything Baby Im A Pro
how many people have you had sex with?: Next Question
do other people consider you a slut?: No
right at this moment...
where are you?: In My House
what can you see out your window?: My House Dont Have Windows
are you listening to music?: Yea
are you lonely or tired?: Im Tired
use 5 words to decribe how you are feeling:: Hungry, Hungry, Hungry, Hungry, Hungry
are you talking to anyone ..? if so who?: I Aint Talkin 2 No 1
are you talking to anyone of the phone? if so who?: Nope
what are you wearing?: Shorts
what are you doing?: Thinkin Bout Sum1
whats on your mousepad?: Tha Mouse
friends
how many true friends do you have?: Sum R Real And Sum R Fake But I Kno Who Tha Down Ass Niggas R
are you a loner?: No
who is your best friend?: U Kno Who U R
oldest?: My Nigga Chris Been Down Wit Me Since I Pissed In My Diapers
newest?: Shit Well I Meet New Niggas And Bitches Everyday
shyest?: My Ppl Aint Shy Around Me
loudest?: Almost All Of Em When They In Tha Right Mood
smartest?: Lol. I Got Stupid Dumb Ass Friends
ditziest?: Umm.....Veronica!
funniest?: Umm.....Funny Lookin
who is the best listener?: Ashley Lopez
do you prefer to hang out with one friend or a group of friends?: Group
who do you wish you were closer to?: All Of Em. Shit After We Graduated Shit Changed
who knows the most about you?: Proly Chris
who knows the least about you?: Idk
who do you trust the most?: A Few but I Dont Wanna Name Ppl
the least?: Idk
who do you fight with the most?: None
who do you talk to .. the most?: None
who do you talk to on the phone the most?: I Talked 2 Alot Of Ppl
do you trust others easily?: No
name one who's arms you feel safe in:: Winter
who house were you at last?: Uh Mine
who's your second family?: My Ppl Im Livin Wit
who lives the farthest away?: My Ppl In Bay City
do you....
smoke?: Sumtimes But Im Tryna Quit
drink alcohol?: Not Really
do drugs?: No
pray?: I Pray Every Nite B4 I Go 2 Bed
go to church?: Every Chance I Git
sleep with stuffed animals?: Hell No
take walks in the rain?: No Cuz Then I Git Wet
dance in the rain?: I Dont Dance.
do any sports? if so which ones?: Basketball
sleep around?: I Aint No Hoe
lie a lot?: No. Only When I Have 2
steal?: Hell No. I Aint Poor
gamble?: No
have you ever....
kissed a stranger?: Yea
slept with a stranger?: ........hmmmmmmm
spun until you were so dizzy you couldn't walk?: Yea But That Was When I Was Little
screamed so much you lost your voice?: Yea When I Saw Ur Face
laughed so much it was painful?: Hell Yea
cried so much it was painful?: I Dont Wanna Talk About That
gone skinny dipping?: Hell No
played strip poker?: Nope
had a medical emergency?: Umm...No!
ran away from home?: No. I Jus Moved Out When I Didnt Wanna Be There No More
done something extremely unexpected?: I Dont Think So
slept outside?: Yea In A Tent
been onstage?: No
deep stuff....
whats your biggest fear?: That I Wont Succeed In Life
what was your weirdest dream?: I Dont Remember My Dreams
scariest dream?: Tha 1 Where I Died
do you have a reoccuring dream?: No I Dont Think So Cuz I Dont Remember Them
what was your best dream?: Idk
what IS your dream?: 2 Be Sumbody And Make My Ppl Proud
do you live in the moment?: Yea
what you greatest stregth?: I Got a Good Mind Set
whats your greatest weakness?: Its Kinda Hard 4 Me 2 Say No Sumtimes
do you have a motto you live by?: I Gotta Do It 4 Myself
if your life were a movie what would it be called?: ....
do you have any bad habits?: I Bite My Nails, Umm Ppl Say I Eat 2 Much. Shit Idk Wut I Do So If U Kno Me Tell Me My Bad Habits So I Can Put It On Here
do you have any secrets?: No
are you fake?: Naw
what do you want to do in life?: I Wanna Do Sumthin Wit My Life And Have A Family That Can Be Proud Of Me. I Wanna Live Good And Give My Family Things I Never Had As A Child. Ima Sho Everybody That Thought I Was A Nobody That I Am Sumbody
are you a daredevil?: Hell Yea. I Like 2 Do Stupid Shit And Have Fun Especially When U Kno U Can Git In Trouble 4 It
are you predictable?: I Dont Think So
do you keep a journal/diary?: Hell No. That Shit Is Gay
if you could change one thing about you would you? what would it be?: I Wouldnt Change A Thing. Hate It Or Luv It, This Is Who I Am
if you were someone else, would you be friends with yourself?: Hell Yea. I Would Proly Rape Myself
do you think your a good person?: Yea I Try N I Think I Do A Good Job
do you think your emotionally strong?: Yea
do you regret anything?: Shit Happens 4 A Reason
do you think life has been good so far?: At Times Yea But Sumtimes I Wonder Y Things Happen Tha Way They Do
what do you like most about you body?: Idk Wut Do U Like Tha Most
least?: I Wish I Was A Lil Fatter
are you trust worthy?: Hell Yea
are you gullible?: Naw Im 2 Smart 4 That
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