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About Me

Basically, I think ramification of the rheumitoid archaeologist suggests the stupification.......pardon me....the "mummification".....of the celluloid laminate on the paranoid schizotonical. That being said, the zen yogibear often misinterprets the miniscuality borne by the synchronization of the chicken of the sea/by the sea. Therefore, it (of course) follows that the Mesopotamian ephemeral egotist may perpetuate Kung Fu activities upon the "Opiate of the Glasses", but then again, you aren't really supposed to hit those kind of folks, are you? Just do the right thing and READ MY BLOGS, dangit!!OK, now that I have put all THAT out there, I might as well admit that there is a little more to me than the previous paragraph might reveal. First of all, I am VERY sexy. Make no mistake about it. Even all my underwear is very sexy. But I don't dwell on that side of my personality, at least not ALL the time. There are a few more facets of myself that I will share with you sometime later, when I am not just concentrating on how sexy I am."IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT, STAY IN THE FREEZER!"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cool people and/or hot mamajamas.

My Blog

THINGS IVE SEEN THAT NOW I CANT UNSEE.......

Hello mofos! Well, looks like it's blog time. Yes, time for me to share with you some of the terrible things I have seen lately. For instance, I was out the other day minding my own damn...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 17:26:00 GMT

IN WHICH THE LOVE MONKEY COMPLAINS ABOUT STUFF....

Hello Mofos! Hope everybody is doing great! This has been a long week, and I am TIRED, and I just had a beverage(s), so this blog might be a little "loopy", I dunno. So if you don'...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 19:22:00 GMT

LETTERS TO THE LOVE MONKEY

Hope all my friends are doing GREAT!! Man, I have been BUSY lately! As I’m sure you can understand, my Breakdancer/Gynecologist gig keeps me on the go a lot. But for onc...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 19:42:00 GMT

THINGS I THOUGHT ABOUT TODAY, AND STUFF.....

Well, nothing very funny or cool happened to me today, so I thought I would just share a few random thoughts and ideas I ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:35:00 GMT

GYNECOLOGY AT THE CONVENIENCE STORE.........

Hello mofos, Well, I just wanted to share with you something that happened to me today, while I was out doing various things and stuff. I went to the convenience store for ciggies and beer. &...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:41:00 GMT

YET MORE RANDOM CRAP FROM THE LOVE MONKEY......

Hello mofos, I hope all of my MySpace friends had a great Thanksgiving, or, if you are from a "Third World-type" country, I hope you celebrated in your own way, like feasting on the hu...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:37:00 GMT

READ THIS AND DIE!!!

Hello Mofos! The Love Monkey is pissed off again. Oh well, that's kinda "par for the course" I guess, now ain't it? So, here we go again then, and as always, please feel free to...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 21:00:00 GMT

IN WHICH THE LOVE MONKEY WONDERS UPON VARIOUS BULLSHIT-TYPE THINGS......

Hello Mofos! Happy Halloween, folks!! I hope all my faithful readers are doing GREAT tonight. Here is a little "Trick or Treat" present for you, even if you are not in costume, or espec...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 22:35:00 GMT

THE LOST ART OF "FAINTING".........

Hello mofos, Once upon a time, there was a...........oh hell, let's just cut that shit out RIGHT NOW!! You know none of my blogs would ever start like that!! That's usually how a Fairy Tal...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 23:04:00 GMT

TV COMMERCIALS = LIES!!

Hello mofos!! The way I see it folks, is that my blogs are meant to enlighten people, and to provide real-world, useful knowledge to my readers. That, or either they are mostly just full ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 23:49:00 GMT