Heather..Piper..Whoever

I hate this crap.
I'm not your typical 38 year old. I have to do the math to figure out my age these days. I don't FEEL 38, so I can't possibly be that old. Let's just say I'm probably older than you and leave it at that!
I'm not your typical single-mom. I absolutely love being the only parent in the house. There are moments when I think I've probably lost my last shred of sanity, but the majority of the time I couldn't be happier to have the privilege of raising my son on my own.
I'm not your typical girl. Sure I like to play dress-up & won't leave the house without doing my hair & make up, but I'd rather e sitting front row for a WWE show than gossiping over coffee. You can find me watching hockey while the gals are out clubbing. I hate *repeat* HATE pink & with the exception of a select few women, I would rather hang out with the guys than have girl's night out. I can enjoy skateboarding & NASCAR just as much as my son. And on that note, he can enjoy gymnastics & ice skating just as much as me. We don't gender specify things in my house.
I'm not your typical "chick" racing fan. I know the difference between being tight & loose. (No, it doesn't have anything to do with sex.) I know that a wedge is NOT a shoe, a track bar is NOT a place to get a drink during the race & a restrictor plate has nothing to do with dieting. There is nothing boring about watching fast cars turn left all day long! LOL
I'm not your typical female wrestling fan. No, I don't watch just to see half naked men. I've been a fan for as long as I can remember. My earliest memory is actually of watching wrestling with my Dad. I know the names of the holds & moves, & I'm the best (well, most sarcastic) "armchair" announcer in the business. Just a word of warning: please do not use the words rasslin' or fake anywhere near me. If you are unable to pronounce the word wrestling, I might be able to give you a break. For those who need a crash course in "fake", I'm sure I could find someone to show you the difference between real & fake. OK, enough of that rant!
I'm not your typical Christian. I go to church every Sunday, but that doesn't mean I'll look down my nose if you don't. I work in a bar, I drink occasionally, I swear often & one of my best friends is gay. Some might say I'm not a true Christian. To them I say, my gay friend & I will see you in Heaven.
I guess there is just nothing typical about me. Feel free to slink around my blogs *shudder* (I despise that word!) & get to know me. If you want to add me as a friend & I don't know you, please shoot me a message or something so I can figure out who you are before I add you to the chaos that is MySpace & my life! .. MySpaceScripts.com Profile Editor
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