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About Me

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This layout is from whateverlife.com! Coffee addict. Vegetarian. Trader Joe's stalker. Ikea, too. Collects vinyl. Hates mp3 players. Loves properly poured Guinness. Baseball season is heaven. Baseball season is nervewracking!!! Betsey Johnson dresses + Doc Martens = LOVE. Petrified of UFOs and aliens. My coworker and her friend think they saw a UFO in Jersey this past weekend and ever since they told me, I've been shitting bricks over it.I'm kind of done with living in NYC, though there's nothing I can do about it at the moment except for whine and complain. Lucky for me, I'm very good at these two things. But since I'm TRYING (really, really trying) to not be so dang negative all the time, here's some things about NYC that I love (and would dearly miss if/when I decide to uproot from this cesspool of a city): - The Mets. I will even learn to love Citifield. - Real, authentic cuisine from any area of the globe. - Every band (well, except for NOFX) pretty much will play NYC on all of their U.S. tours. - Theater, theater, theater. - 24-hour transportation (via subway and cabs...and both have peculiar scents) - Doc Holliday's, so long as it's not a hipster night. - Watching ice skaters fall at Rockefeller Center. - F.A.O. Schwartz - Betsey Johnson sample sales.music is a weapon of mass construction ~ eddie vedder

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'll state the obvious and say all members of Pearl Jam. Duh. I'd also like to meet whoever was the genius behind the making of smores (vegan smores, of course). While I'm at it, I'd love to have coffee with Judge Judy. Wait...what? This isn't three wishes to be granted?

My Blog

Its the most wonderful time of the year.

The Ultimate Christmas Survey! :]:] Hello!Name:: KrisThe Date Now:: Saturday, November 29th.Before Christmas..What do you do on Thanksgiving?:: It changes every year; this year I celebrated it with Ne...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 14:09:00 GMT

Astounding.

As I was strolling down Austin Street this evening, I passed Strawberry and there were some handwritten signs in their window. They read: "WE PAINTING" I shit you not. "WE PAINTING" I was on the phone...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:29:00 GMT

Summer, summer, summertime.

Summer!!What is the best thing about summer?:Concerts! Especially this year, when I'm seeing Pearl Jam a total of five times (saw them twice last week!), The Cure and Radiohead! How hot does it get wh...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:23:00 GMT

Its almost Jammy time.

..TR> What I love about SUMMER!.... Favorite summer month?: August...because we celebrate both my birfday and Neel's birfday! Why do you love summer so much?: Days are longer, baseball is on, I do...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 03:13:00 GMT

How I met my better half.

How did you meet your significant other? Answer all the questions HONESTLY and repost as " How I met _____"1. Where did you meet?We met in a class called "Writing By and About Women" at Baruch College...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:39:00 GMT

Duck feet.

Can I just say something? I really hate the whole skinny-jeans-with-flats look. It makes all you trendy bitches look like you have toothpicks for legs and duck-like feet. And I don't care how much you...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:55:00 GMT

Something’s fishy!

Why, why, WHYYYYYY do the people at my job insist on bringing in fish for lunch, and then nuking it in the microwave so it stinks up the entire place???? My office is right next to the kitchen and alm...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:45:00 GMT

What? Superbowl Sunday ISN’T a national holiday?!?

Up until I was maybe eleven or twelve years old, I thought that Superbowl Sunday was an actual holiday. Not a holiday in the sense of, say, Halloween or Ash Wednesday (where businesses are generally o...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:36:00 GMT

Resolution

I successfully made it through all of 2007 without purchasing any magazines (except for when I would travel long distances on a plane or Amtrak). GO ME! I think I finally broke my magazine habit. I h...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:36:00 GMT

Tracking Disorder

Does anyone else suffer from "must track my online holiday gifts" syndrome? I swear to god, I've tracked shipments for the past couple of days OBSESSIVELY. And when it sayd "DELIVERED" on the UPS...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:50:00 GMT