Finally! A bad review of Mr. Undesirable. |
Well, after five years of Mr. Undesirable being out and getting great reviews I finally got a bad one. It was bound to happen, just kind of a surprise that it took so long. I got a one out of five ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 07:29:00 GMT |
Clearing house |
Thank the fucking god I don't believe in that Xmas is over! I hate Xmas. But since I sell a lot of books at Xmas time I LOVE the royalty check I get in March. Gotta take the good with the bad, I gu...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 07:42:00 GMT |
Mr. U/Picking On Retards/Fetish interview |
http://www.drakezeke.com/Podcast/120408%20715.mp3
Thanks to Drake and Zeke for having me on the air and talking about my books and my band. Check it out if you're interested.
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 05:37:00 GMT |
F**k Your God |
F**k Your God
By Scott Carpenter
Yeah, thats right.
I said it.
F**k your god.
I dont care who your god is. Jehovah, Allah, Vishnu, Bud...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 19:04:00 GMT |
Random stuff |
Lance Bass Gay! World In Shock!
The Land of No Shit (AP) N'SYNC vocalist Lance Bass announced today that he is, in fact, gay. Bass, age unknown (but perpetually fourteen), said that he kept his sexual...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 17:53:00 GMT |
You know what I was just thinking about? |
You know what I was just thinking about? Necrophilia. Sex with the dead seems like such an oddball thing that it's hard to believe it's got it's own word. Enough people were having sex with dead bodie...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 14:29:00 GMT |
Favorite sex scene I have ever written... |
This is my favorite sex scene that I have ever written. It is the only sex scene in my novel, Mr. Undesirable. This excerpt is from Chapter 16, section 3. The section is entitled, "Bride of Ratfuck". ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
I probably could have gone pro if I had wanted to... |
My name is Scott Carpenter and I live in Kokomo, IN. I plan on being famous very soon, so you can all be ashamed that you know me one of these days. I'm a writer and a musician with a book being consi...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
