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Melissa

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About Me

I would consider myself a funny girl, at least in my own mind. In fact I am a funny girl, I have almost made people pee their pants from laughing so hard on many occasions. Very few people can do that you know!!! I like to laugh so hard that my belly hurts, I like good conversation and good wine...and the two together are are even better. I love, love, love fun martinis. PF Changs Key Lime Pie Martini is the most amazing thing that have touched my lips. In fact I could drink a million of them, they are just that good!!!! I am extremely scatter brained so many people get random phone calls or text messages from me, because otherwise I will forget it later! I hate road trips, because I can't handle being in the car that long. I have taken a few naps on a random off ramp of the freeway because I was too tired to go any further (driving makes me sleepy). I love to travel...some day I will make it through all the European countries. I get all of my important phone calls done while sitting in traffic everyday, it kills two birds with one stone. I can multi-task like no other. I love to shop online and lately eBay. It is a little scary because I always want to win, so I start bidding just because I want to beat the other person. So people might be getting many gifts from eBay.:) I don't have any animals because they are too much of a responsibility and truly I can't get over my last cat...she was just that special. My best friend and I call each other Dog in hopes people would bring the word back...2 years later we are still waiting. I think maybe one person has picked up on it, but that is it. So spread the word! I hate the Myspace people who put their profiles on private, who cares! So yeah that is it for now, I told you I was scattered brained. But if you want to know more just ask...I don't mind telling!

My Interests

Hmm...let me think! Well I like to read books and magazines, music, shopping, Sudoku, hanging out with my friends. I love eating out at restaurants, I could seriously do it daily! I love getting manicures and pedicures...it is definitely a simple pleasure. I love getting massages and facials and going to the spa, those are the best girl days ever! And I could keep on going...but I won't.

I'd like to meet:

Just to catch up with some old friends...and perhaps meet some new ones.
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Music:

My Ipod has everything from Rap to Country, just no classical...yuck. I love, love, love: Tupac, Jay-z, Justin Timberlake (3rd row seats for JT, truly amazing), Something Corporate, on that note...Jack's Mannequin, Maroon 5 (so awesome in concert, Adam is super HOT), Incubus, Rascal Flatts, Carrie Underwood, Pre-midlife crisis Madonna, and for some classics... of course Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin.

Movies:

Who doesn't love Napoleon, Sixteen Candles, Oceans Eleven, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Old School, 50 First Dates, The Wedding Singer "Aunt Linda you a bitch," Home Alone (Its silver tuna tonight), Legally Blonde, Clueless, Empire Records, Pretty Woman (a classic), and yeah that is all I can think of for now.

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, Brother's and Sisters (I am in love with Justin), 90210 (RIP), The Big Bang Theory, Entourage, RW/RR Challenges, basically anything on MTV. Sex & the City, Threes Company and Roseanne on Nick at Night. I remember when they used to play like Mary Tyler Moore on Nick at Night, this just means I am getting old...oh god!

Books:

I like to read a lot of chick-lit. Although I think it is so funny how in every book, they either are in PR or advertising. Hello don't they know that those jobs pay really crappy money and there is no way these women could have such extravagent lives on a salary like that? Oh well...still love to read them, who doesn't love a little sex and drama?

Heroes:

My mom, she's pretty great!

My Blog

Graduating from College

I want you all to know that I now have officially graduated!  My diploma only came 7 1/2 months after the fact.  But it is like doing it all over again.  So please feel free to send me ...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 11:13:00 PST

Stupid People

So today I dealt with the stupidest people all day. I know I didn't feel good and stuff, but seriously how hard is it to just have some brains. I just seriously don't know how some people make it th...
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST