mallorie [redesigned]

Unicorns, Ponies, and Heartagrams!
[never heard HIM, though]

in all honesty?
i wish i could bathe in the rays of rukbat
fight thread in the skies
on the back of a dragon

ALL NIGHT
I'LL HUNT FOR YOU
LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN

blaze a blaze (galang a lang a lang lang)
purple haze (galang a lang a lang lang)
blaze a blaze (galang a lang a lang lang)
purple haze (galang a lang a lang lang)

..

I'd like to meet:

don't believe me?
click the words for links to proof

i want to be friends with danzig, dio, micheals showalter and ian black and mr. wain, wylzyak, marilyns monroe and manson, the dalai lama, palahniuk, lil john

if you try to add me and i don't know you, you're going to be severely disappointed
or at least have a pending request for the rest of your [myspace] life
i'm not your friend
if you're collecting people, don't bother.
if you love me but i don't know you, just go here
it's where i tend to my innumerable hoarde of adoring fans
i hate every last one of you
you fucktards ♥

Music:

current favorites
The Mars Volta
Razorlight
sCANNERS
Mates of State

all-time favorites
Franz Ferdinand, Hot Hot Heat, The Strokes, The Vines, Marilyn Manson, Mindless Self Indulgence, Metric, Prick, Queens Of The Stone Age, System Of A Down, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, No Doubt, The White Stripes, Interpol, Placebo, Sublime, Electric Six, AC/DC, Keane, Rooney [lmao], Josh Groban, Daft Punk, The Sounds, The Bravery, At The Drive-In, Led Zeppelin, The Arcade Fire, The Beatles, The Faint, Art Brut, The Killers, Death From Above 1979, MIA, The Cure, The Decemberists

♥
[love]
The Beach Boys, Muse, The Eagles, The Flaming Lips, The Futureheads, The Moldy Peaches, The Mountain Goats, The Unicorns, The Pixies, The Who, Tally Hall, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Bright Eyes, Dandy Warhols, Deftones, Dogs Die In Hot Cars, Scissor Sisters, Sigur Ros, Head Automatica, Her Space Holiday, Steppenwolf, Louis XIV, Manu Chao, Madonna, Massive Attack, Miss Kittin & The Hacker, NIN, Cake, Dresden Dolls, Oasis, Animals, Sneaker Pimps, Orgy, 311, Garbage, Bjork, Pink Floyd, Heart, Ella Fitzgerald, Vivaldi, Gwen Stefani, Beyonce [fuck you too buddy], Mos Def, Nick Cave, Tool, Enya, Morningwood, Ladytron, The Smiths, Jefferson Airplane, Cafe Tacuba, The Ramones, Eight Legs

♥
[respect]
A Perfect Circle, Aqua, Danzig, Modest Mouse, My Chemical Romance, The Blood Brothers, Caesar's Palace, Coldplay, Depeche Mode, Dizzy Rascal, Bee Gees, Jack Johnson, The Mamas and the Papas, Guns 'N Roses, Rob Zombie, Powerman 5000, Nat King Cole, Billie Holiday, Sarah Vaughn, Beethoven, Tchaichovsky, Destiny's Child, Black Eyed Peas, Green Day, Blink 182, Kanye West, Lenny Kravitz, Wutang Clan, Dio, Eminem, The Game, Men Without Hats, Primus, Proclaimers, Rammstein, The Ratatat Remix Tapes, Molotov

philippine bands
Pedicab , The Spaceflower Show, The Bitter Pill, Death By Tampon , Chicosci , Typecast The Itchyworms, Monsterbot, Sinosikat,

and

FEDERALI

Movies:

I ♥ STANLEY KUBRICK
A Clockwork Orange
Full Metal Jacket
The Fifth Element, Boondock Saints, Snatch, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Gummo, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, The Labryinth, Watership Down, The Lord Of The Rings [all], Star Wars [all] The Sandlot, The Breakfast Club, Romeo+Juliet, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, SLC Punk, Party Monster, Garden State, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Moulin Rouge, Chicago, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Grease, The Sixth Sense, Battle Royale, Napoleon Dynamite, The Ring, 28 Days Later, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Natural Born Killers, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Cell, The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, Pulp Fiction, Se7en, The Craft, The Guru, Sin City, The Wizard of Oz, Memento, Dogma, Falling Down, The Wall, Yellow Submarine, Saw, Memoirs of a Geisha, Chicken Little, Cannibal Holocaust, KIDS, Resivoir Dogs, The Rules of Attraction, You Me and Everyone We Know, Wassup Rockers, The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things, Requiem for a Dream, Amelie, L'Appartment, The Neverending Story, The Barnyard, Scoop, The Prestige
need to see
Office Space, Alien/s, Friday the 13th[all], Halloween[all], House of 1000 Corpses, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead[all, again], The Godfather, Citizen Kane, Indiana Jones, Monty Python, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
take me to
themovies?

Television:

not one for television, i used to love watching adult swim. Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Brak Show, Stella, Drew Carey's Green Screen, Chapelle's Show, Invader Zim, Sealab 2021, South Park, Drawn Together. ANIME! [ Weeds , anything on the Discovery Channel in High Def

Books:

every book ever

specifically Lord of the Flies [William Golding], Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas [Hunter S Thompson], The Giver [Lois Lowry], The Hobbit [JRR Tolkien], To Kill A Mockingbird [Harper Lee], Harry Potter [JK Rowling], Stardust/Smoke and Mirrors [Neil Gaiman] Watership Down [TBA] all of the Ender works [Orson Scott Card] all of Dragonriders of Pern [Anne McAffery] Norweigan Wood [Murakami] Johnny The Homicidal Maniac/I Feel Sick/Fillerbunny/Squee/Invader Zim [Jhonen Vasquez] Delta Of Venus [Anasin] High Fidelity [Nick Hornby]

I have a crush on the works of Chuck Palahniuk!
Choke, Diary, Survivor, Fight Club, Lullaby, Invisible Monsters, Haunted
I need to buy Fugitives & Refugees and Stranger Than Fiction

Heroes:

[ thanks ryann ]

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for
CAC
LINK
ERICA
DROOGS
BORFASE

MAH BOYZ
Mitch Hedberg
Dave Attell
Dane Cook
Dave Chappelle
Nick Swardson

STELLA
Michael Ian Black
Micheal Showalter
David Wain

THE WARRIORS

uranium to your psychlo, would-be dragonrider

About Me

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"but, isn't it a /good/ thing all the high school kids are killing themselves?"

I HAVE A NEW PHONE NUMBER

you're wrong

lol