::Whitney F.::

If YoU dOn'T cHeW BiG ReD...ThEn FuCk U! --Ricky Bobby * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
I'M CALIFORNIAN, THAT MEANS...-I'm mexican or live next door to one-Our chicks & dudes are WAYYYY hotter than yours- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and I say them often- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we fuck better and thats how it is- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear- I can wear sandals all year long- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"- I know 65 mph really means 80- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and they accept it and give it back, because that's the California way- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)- My governor can kick your governors ass- I can go out at midnight-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll" No cop no stop baby!- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you- The best athletes come from here
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