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Cranberries are a group of evergreen dwarf shrubs or trailing vines in the genus Vaccinium subgenus Oxycoccus, or in some treatments, in the distinct genus Oxycoccus. They are found in acidic bogs throughout the cooler parts of the Northern Hemisphere.Cranberries are low, creeping shrubs or vines up to 2 m long and 5 to 20 cm in height,[1] with slender, wiry stems, not thickly woody, and small evergreen leaves. The flowers are dark pink, with very distinct reflexed petals, leaving the style and stamens fully exposed and pointing forward. They are pollinated by domestic honey bees. The fruit is a berry that is larger than the leaves of the plant; it is initially white, but turns a deep red when fully ripe. It is edible, with an acidic taste that can overwhelm its sweetness.Cranberries are a major commercial crop in certain US states and Canadian provinces (see "Cultivation and Uses" below). Most cranberries are processed into products such as juice, sauce, and sweetened dried cranberries, with the remainder sold fresh to consumers. Cranberry sauce is regarded an indispensable part of traditional American and Canadian Thanksgiving menus and European winter festivals.Since the early 21st century within the global functional food industry, there has been a rapidly growing recognition of cranberries for their consumer product popularity, nutrient content and antioxidant qualities, giving them commercial status as a novel "superfruit".[2][3][4]

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My Blog

I was once refused service at 7-11 for not understanding why they called themselves a franchise

Every thursday David and I venture to JR's where the Bud Light drafts are only $1. They were once a quarter but do to inflation we can no longer drink 20 beers for $5. Around 12:30 we jog down to ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:45:00 GMT

Do You Know Who I Am? Im Unstoppable.

Before I left home I had an unstoppable Slim Jim and Slurpy kick. I really liked the mountain dew flavor. And I liked to intertwine the Hulk flavor with it. I know this girl now at 7 Eleven (being a r...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:16:00 GMT

Im making myself a gold medal , In honor of the jar of expired peanut butter i have consumed

So the other day I was at the corner of 6th and federal, when I saw a homeless guy on the street with a sign that said " Im hungry and super homeless", blah di blah... so I lo...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:01:00 GMT

Tell your Hit Man I said "BRING IT"

So recently my life has been on the fritz with incidents involving the rest of humanity. Christmas season or not. This place is fucking scary. The other night at work I noticed A Trans AM making his r...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 01:12:00 GMT

This Months Lesson: A Deadbeat Hipster Squid, A Powerful Ruler

There was once a tale of two king squids. King Polaris Redalius and King Mortimus Yellow. They were both massive creatures and wanted to rule over two separate kingdoms. These squids...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 23:43:00 GMT

Don't Call It Authentic, Don't Call It An Addiction

Today I was at the Italian festival surrounded by soccer moms and old couples. There were lines of people backed up for two blocks all waiting f...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 14:53:00 GMT

"The Brewing Sounds Of A Conformist"...Where's My Diary....

The other day I was at the mall with Jordan and our friend Allen and there were tons of kids dressed in skull shirts and weird hair and we discussed how ironic this is in our genera...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 02:29:00 GMT

I love my gamer friends. My gamer friends love magic.

After 7 months, I finally just beat final fantasy 10. I must say life is returning to normal, and I am beginning to socially branch out again. I am beginning to see more of daylight and eati...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 11:22:00 GMT

Cactus's Dont Need Much Grooming Either.

I haven't shaved my armpits in two weeks. UnFortunately, Its Socially Unexceptable. Kind of Like Not Showering Once A Day ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 23:16:00 GMT

My sister said it's because I eat Seafood before bed, but I really don't.

The other night I had a dream. I was in a futuristic like video Game. Kinda like one of the stages in Bio Freaks (if your at all familiar) for N64. Somehow I ended here in hid...
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 20:07:00 GMT