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Patrick Bateman

If I should fall from grace with God...

About Me


Generally I'm a nice person. I'm a good friend. I'm loyal kind generous and pure romantic. I'm an athlete, an artist, a nerd, a music fanatic, a computer freek, and probably ten to fifteen other different labels. Oh and I don't like labels. I'm a unix administrator and computer programmer so I suppose I've got the career train on track...I don't have much of a family to speak of unless you count my brother and my son...I'm reciprocal if you treat me well and I'm loyal as a dog if you show me the same...I'll talk to most people so feel free to message me and see if I'm of interest.
What I like: The type of people I generally like are nice people...I don't like mean sarcastic people much and I don't really need anymore negativity in my life...I like going for coffee and people watching at the mall...I like video games and tennis and badminton and snowboarding and a ton of other shit so if you want someone to hang out with I'm prolly a safe bet...I like going outside...I like drinking vodka..I like playin my guitar and cookin with curry..I like wine and pasta, reading and sleeping, cartoons and faxe...I like spending time with my girlfriend and getting my ass kicked at bowling and occasionally kicking her ass at scrabble...I like playin with muggie, binx, and the soopuh boosuh...
I am really concerned about what I eat and how much exercise I get...some people don't care and that's great for them but I've found a co-relation to how much exercise I get, how healthy I am eating and how happy I am through the week...I play badminton and I like it alot...I'm getting better and I practice 5 days a week somewhere in the neighborhood of 10 hours...it sounds geeky but if you try it out it's hard sport to master...I love skateboarding but my knees and ankles don't seem to want me to do it anymore so I just rip around or watch from the sidelines...I love snowboarding and have gotten back into it this winter...I'm not great but I'm gettin better...I like motorcycles, goin to the movies, picnics, rockclimbing, transformers, camping, going for walks, smurfs, soy milk, exercising, wine, old school nintendo and the Pogues...my biggest hopes and goals are not about being wealthy or being an intellectual or being able to impress people, my biggest dream is to be happy and surrounded by happy people...It sounds frooty to some people I think but those people probably aren't happy anyway, and like I said I want happy people around me not cool people...
If you know me well enough and look at where I am today and where I came from you'll agree that I'm about as committed and hard working as anyone you'll meet...I'm loyal, honest, and strive for more in life than what I've been given..I really appreciate people that do the same...

My Interests

my son, God, my girlfriend, being happy, whiskey/scotch, guinness, ireland, blueberry's, Archangels, girls, friends, tryin to be happy, makin out, whole grain pasta, Ren and Stimpy, homemade french fries, my cats (Mr. Muggles and Mr. Binx), cigars, fitness (and by that I don't mean trying to have like i dunno 24 inch arms and walkin around like you need to take a huge fuckin shit), cooking, rock climbing, badminton, skateboarding, snowboarding, sneakers, world war II, tekken, hot shots golf, Knitting, Naruto, UFC, knitting, guitar hero, super mario kart, Forgotten Realms books, plants, transformers, alchohol, GTA San Andreas, Cosmology, lasagna, space, UFO's, Ghosts, Yogurt, soy milk, Ovaltine, bungles, mounds and dumpers

I'd like to meet:

Note* I'm not here to meet people to date, as I already have a girlfriend; I'm here to make friends and find people to hangout with... I'd like to meet happy people, nice people, positive people...don't add me if you have thousands of people in your list unless you plan on talking to me, I don't want to be a part of anyones collection and if you don't talk to me on a quasi regular basis I don't see the need to pretend like we're friends...
I want to meet people that are honest that have integrity and will back their friends up in an argument rather than be silent...I prefer girls who are sweet and kind as opposed to loud and opinionated...I don't like loud opinionated people...or mouthy people either...I'm a pretty loyal person so I really like loyal people...I tend not to enjoy fickle people that change their minds in a split second...I don't like people who like to tell you how far they've travelled and how many languages they speak because they want you to be impressed...Intellectuals do not impress me...travellers do not impress me...If you're the type of person that wants to impress people then I probably won't like you much...I'm impressed by wisdom, generosity, integrity, and all of the qualities that have to be proven through actions rather than words...
I think the most important lessons I've learned in regards to people in your life is not to take the people you love for granted and to not take for granted other people's love for you...when you loose someone you really love you spend all your time wishing for more time...when you loose someone that really loved you and you realize how much, you spend all your time wishing you could have noticed it sooner...so I guess my advice would be A)you should let the people who are important to you know how important they are; and B) you shouldn't look too hard at what might have been when what is real could be right in front of you the whole time...these seem to be the hardest and most important lessons to learn on this subject.
I've always had this dream, since I was small...to move to Ireland and have a small cottage with a little garden with vegetables growing and stuff and a little fireplace inside and blueberry pie cooling on the window and my wikid hot wife sitting on my stoop with me..its kinda like a cross between Frodo's house in the lord of the rings and my old place on north street in halifax...it has to be cozy and small but with a huge front deck for sitting during sunny summer afternoons...my wife loves me and I love her and we both live happily ever after...The end.
Oh yeah, specifically one person I'd really love to meet is Haht Dah'wg.
PS: I knit...and not just dish clothes and scarves, check the picture of darren in my profile. I made him. I make toques and sweaters and other cool shit. Anyone that would like to learn can be my protoge for the low cost of a coffee per session.....maybe a poutine, depending if I've had supper.

This song is for the romantic in me...

Music:

My three all time favorites are AFI, The Pogues and Johnny Cash I also really like: Alkaline trio, Bill Munroe, Blondie, Cage, Charlie Pride, Coheed and Cambria, Danzig, David Bowie, Dean Martin, Doc Watson, Dropkick Murphy's, Heavens, Jewel, Johnny Horton, Joy Division, Kirsty McColl, My Chemical Romance, Patsy Cline, Paul Simon, Pennywise, Rancid, Rezillos, Robert Johnson, Satanic Surfers, Samhain, Senses Fail, Sinatra, Sinead O'Connor, Social Distortion, Strung out, The Cure, The Dubliners, The Highway Men, The Misfits, The Nipple Erectors, Tiger Army, Waylon Jennings, Willy Nelson and lots and lots more. I don't like most rap, r&b, or hip-hop, radio music these days, or new country, but as with everything else there are a few songs in these categories that I like.

Movies:

I like alot of movies but my favorites in random order are: american psycho, ninja scroll, brave heart, fist of legend, shogun assassin, tekken, boondock saints, legend of the drunken master, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Passion of the Christ, The Last samurai, Dawn of the dead, night of the living dead, spawn, Ewoks - The battle for endor and the first one which I can't remember the name of right now, Troy, Tombstone, romper stomper, shogun assassin, American History X, Naruto, March of the Penguins

Television:

I don't watch tv unless it's my ren and stimpy dvd's...or one of the tv series dvds I own like naruto, voltron, rome, or deadwood.. once in a while if I'm somewhere that has cable I'll watch some sort of documentary and whenever I'm with Rickey and he's in the mood we watch cartoons.

Books:

many

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, happy people

My Blog

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats. This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy! That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song! Happy Happy Joy ...
Posted by Patrick Bateman on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 04:49:00 PST

Renamed; close calls; I want to cry; someone stole my cat; I hate life

I want to cry; someone stole my cat; I hate life that's right folks...he's been with me the past 3 years through all the tragedy and heartache...he's meowed at me every day when I got in the door......
Posted by Patrick Bateman on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 10:24:00 PST