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DANI LAD!

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About Me




DANI LAD IS WEST AS FUCK! :)

(If you're wondering what the hellll I'm on about, do not hesitate to ask)
So...how could I sum myself up? Well, I paint my fingernails black, I have the manners of a pig and the mouth of a fishwife half the time - unless I'm behaving myself (which by the way isn't very often). I'm a fucking hybrid who listens to screamo and hardcore, yet I have a love of classic trance/hardhouse. I have a strange dress sense and I puff my hair out to the size of the eiffel tower.

Fuck the norm, weird is the way to be.

Gross .Rude.Obscene.Potty Mouth.Disgusting.Vile.Obnoxious.Unlady-like.
Problem?
Birthday: 7th May, 1990
Sign: THE BULL
Eyes: Big blue boy catchers with a brown smudge
Dress sense: aha not your average
I act like a boy most of the time - hence the nickname.
Never take me serious...EVER!
Sometimes when I laugh, I snort like a pig, ha ha - but when I laugh too much, I get really bad hiccups.
I don't get why people photoshop their pictures to fuck and photoshop all their makeup on so they look like something out of Chucky. I just apply my makeup with my hands like most normal people do.
OBNOXIOUS IS THE WAY FORWARD!!!
I'm studying for a degree in English Lit with English Lang, which makes me a book geeekkkkk.
Butttt....I do have a gooddddd social life, too. I get the best of both worlds.
& NOW I KNOW THAT CHEEKY VIMTO IS NOT ACTUALLY REAL VIMTO - which explains the huge bruise on my arse after flying backwards off my chair.
I'm a spack. I fall over too much, my legs are always covered in bruises, I fall for anything - which is annoyingly gay, 'cos SOME people like to take things TOO far. Oh - and anything with alcohol in it gets me off my rocket.
I BURP extremely loud. BREATHE IN THE FUMES!!!
I'm actually proud of being disgusting. It's funny.
I've got an extremely vivid and overactive imagination - and I turn most things people say into something sexual.
I walk like a plonker in a pair of heels - and if you ever decide to come on a night out with me, you will more than likely end up carrying me home.
NOW WE'D ALL HAVE A GOOD WANK OVER THIS!
Shit, I think I've leaked already. HA HA


My Interests

Dirty electro beats - Big hair - Liquid eyeliner - The colour GREEN on my eyes - My Ipod - Clubs with good music - Insightful conversations - Full on HILARIOUS conversations - Laughing until my tummy hurts - Baileys with ice - Nescafe vanilla coffee - Malibu & coke - YAZOO - My mum's homecooked food - HANGOVER CURES - Having my own personal space - Love it! Heat, Cosmopolitan - and basically all those juicy magazines - RUDE CONVERSATIONS! - Memories - Photographs - The scent of newly washed quilt covers - Nice text messages - Random house parties that turn out to be shithot - Jumpin Jaks, Madisons & Bentleys! - Getting dressed up - Shopping sprees - Cuddles - Kisses - Studded belts - Denim shorts - LONG LIE INS - Sit offs - Starbucks & Costa Coffee - Nights out in Liverpool -

I'd like to meet:


Music:


Grindcore - Crunk - Rock - Screamo - Electro - Glam - Thrash - Industrial - Late 90's/Early 2000's Trance & Hardhouse (aka: Classic Euphoria, Hardhouse Classics & Cream anthems) + Old Skool Happy Hardcore.

Alexionfire, Bring me the Horizon, Blink 182, 30 Seconds to Mars, Marilyn Manson, The Used, Taking Back Sunday, Hellogoodbye, Celldweller, Yellowcard, Madina Lake, Alien Ant Farm, Brokencyde, Porcelain and the tramps, Combichrist, Hypercrush, The Medic Droid, Hadouken!, Mind.In.A.Box, Armand Van Helden, Tiesto, Paul Van Dyk, Ferry Corsten, Chicane, Fragma, Ian Van Dahl, N-Trance, Scooter, ATB, Delerium, Daft Punk, Groove Armada, Chemical Brothers, Matt Darey, Calvin Harris.

My Blog

Post either memories with me or write something nice about me here!

Post all the good times with me right here - or anything nice that you want to tell me!(Try not to put anything mean haha). It can be anything, whether it's from high school, college, random occasions...
Posted by DANI LAD! on Wed, 21 May 2008 10:42:00 PST

Story a few of us made up in Year 11 :) Ive still got it!!! :D

By Peter Collins, Danielle Hall and Ben Grundy (Dec '05) 'Weird-yes...but there's still a mystery yet 2 discover. Is he really a twisted sicko...or perhaps just a generally obnoxious man? As the stor...
Posted by DANI LAD! on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 03:46:00 PST

2007

Well, what can I say about 2007 other than - "Fuck me sideways, pal, that was one HELL of an eventful year". I'm serious, the amount of people I've met over the previous year - it's really quite ...
Posted by DANI LAD! on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 05:53:00 PST