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John Merrikâ„¢

Wild Bore Core That Leaves you Thirsty 4 More Core

About Me

I am John Merrik, I make Noisy Music... Scott Bakula is my father, and I Live in Canada.

http://ihatebreakcore.com
click to join! the breakcore community!

I am also the founder of the worlds largest support group for people who believe Scott Bakula is there father... if you wish to join, please check it out : Son Of Bakula
We understand it can be hard to deal with the ridicule of having Scott Bakula as your father... and we are here to help.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/2/2005
Band Website: ihatebreakcore.com
Band Members: John Merrik - (Gabber Kicks, Stale Jokes)
 Gazebo - (Synth Stabs, Speed Drinking)
 .: - (Ambience, Screams, Smokin' the Crack)
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Influences: Michael Bolton , Bon Jovi , Withdrawl, Bourbon, Most all Punk/Hardcore/Ska, Ween, Motley Crue, Judas Priest, Manowar , Hair Metal, Beck, Tom Waits, Joy Division, Devo, Poly-6, David Bowie, B-52s, Oingo Boingo, Hatebreed, The Pouges, Crass, Anal Cunt, The Smiths, The Who, Iggy Pop, The Stooges, Grind, Bad Movies, Blade Runner, Mad Max, The Road Warrior, Beyond Thunderdome, Tina Turner, Aussie Films (the extras in them), C.H.U.D, the mighty Hellraiser series, Lots of Bad Movies, Booze, The Cramps, Misfits, Fat Day, Man Sex, Romantic Gorilla Gorilla Buiscuits, Hellfish, Producer, Nick Cave, Al Green, Louis Armstrong, Insomnia, Drinking, Sci-Fi, Horror, Gore, Anti-Flag, Late-night TV, Madness, The Clash, Mescalaros, HARDCORE, Mr. Bungle, Belle and Sebastian, Johnny Cash, Del, Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, Violent Femmes, The Toadies, Ministry, Skinny Puppy, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Get up Kids, Revolting Cocks, NEW ENGLAND, Nivek Ogre, Pig, Pigface, Einstürzende Neubauten, Leonard Cohen, CRUNK , Sublime, Fresh, Pendulum, Rush, Skynet, Omar Santana, Journey, REO Speedwagen, Neophyte, MOH, Roy Orbison, Primus, Women, Chocolate, Dickwitts, and Fuckwitts alike. VANGELIS! And most importantly... smoking big fucking rocks.... yeah... i love crack.

http://IHateBreakcore.com
Sounds Like: CRAP
Record Label: Analog Trust, Flatline Audio, Deformat
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

I aint no babys daddy!!

As some of you know... I recently had a paternity test... that was EXCITING!!!! For the past year or so now, a girl (who i will not name) has stated that I am the father of her child. I highly do...
Posted by John Merrik" on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 11:40:00 PST

Dubstep is boring... SKA IS RAD!

MADNESS VOODOO GLOW SKULLS compare todubstep.... which is better?...
Posted by John Merrik" on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 11:54:00 PST

Werd to big berd....

UH!BLANG BLANG BITCHES!etc etc etc gangster lingo.
Posted by John Merrik" on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 07:48:00 PST

Face Hits Pavement

Everyone, or anyone remember that band Pavement? I just did today... I think it had been ten years since I last heard them, I used to fucking love that band. And redesovering that moody ninetys indie ...
Posted by John Merrik" on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 03:41:00 PST

Check out my Breakcore site.

http://ihatebreakcore.comCheck it out, forums, downloads, samples, breaks, post your tracks.ReviewsDownloadsQuotesForumscheck it out!...
Posted by John Merrik" on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 10:06:00 PST

Hail Emperor Gorgatron!!!!!!

    Master and Lord of the Gorgites. General Gorloth and I are enlisting others to join the army of the Gorgites. If you wish to join... please fill out this questionaire :Do you let n...
Posted by John Merrik" on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 05:58:00 PST

1978 Motobecane Moped for sale!!! $250!!!

1978 Motobecane - $250!I'm selling my 1978 Motobecane moped in order to raise money to get to Canada. thats right... I'm moving to Canada (eventually), and I need to get as much money as I can. So ple...
Posted by John Merrik" on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 01:11:00 PST

Department of Homeland Security FAQ

Department of Homeland Security Frequently.Asked.Questions. Q: What?A: The answer to this question can be found here Last Modified 08/28/2006 ...
Posted by John Merrik" on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 10:24:00 PST

something strange just thappened....

weirdness.... holy fucking weirdness.... i was outside smoking and i had this feeling.... an empty sort of sweep over me, followed by a panic.... then i felt detached from my problems... and completel...
Posted by John Merrik" on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:47:00 PST

Money.... please.... i need you....

mirella (my fiance, and the women i love) is coming to live here within the next 2 weeks or so... i am excited, i cant wait to see her. she needs to save up some money so we can do the things we want ...
Posted by John Merrik" on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 12:23:00 PST