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I'm a pure-bred Manasshole from Manassas, VA. I'm 26 years old trying to accomplish my goals(open an Irish bar and build custom cars as a hobby), and married to a woman who can drive an hour to Maryland and back 5 days a week and still have time to put up with my crap (can we say glutton for punishment?). I like to make people laugh(either at my own expense or somebody else's), watch horror flicks, and drive until I get lost...or at least until the cops finally catch up with me. I'm religiously into the UFC(I would love to get in the ring with someone), although I don't like to fight...unless it's for money, then it's just a job. I served in the U.S. Army and was part of an elite infantry group called the 82nd Airborne Division, so all you jerk-offs who would rather spit on a soldier than use non-recycled butt paper to wipe the smell of smug off your asses, think about this---you don't have to like the way this country is run, but you don't have to stay here, either. Think you can get the same rights in China as you can in the U.S?

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