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J Murder

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About Me

My name is Jeff, I'm 19 from v-town, New Jersey. I love muisic, and I can play several instruments, but my frist love is the Clarinet. I was Drum Major of my high school's band, along with my good friend Andy. Music is my life, not to sound too gay. I'm not wearing pants right now. I don't take my friend for granted, and I'm grateful for all the things I have. I'm really glad to be at Millersville University and that I got out of this shitty town. In college I am studying music Educatoin. I'm shy when I first meet people so, sorry if it seems awkward when we first time we talk. but once I get to know people, I tend to tell a lot of bad jokes and talk a lot...too much...uh...6'1" green eyes, brown hair, thin...is that enough? By The Way... Facebook me http://millersville.facebook.com/profile.php?id=35909156. ok, here's a little more information about me... My score on The SUPER VILLAIN Test :
The Joker
(You're evil this much: 68%)
You're a cool villain because you're very, very crazy, and you're proud to be very, very crazy. There's no prediction in your actions, it's just a convoluted mess up there. Taking over the world is not as big a priority nor is making money as much as killing a bunch of people, for fun. "Yer a real sonabitch, I'm glad yer dead!"
Link: The SUPER VILLAIN Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: Jeffrey Porter
Birthday: November 13, 1987
Birthplace: Vernon
Current Location: Vernon
Eye Color: Greenish
Hair Color: brown
Height: tall
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: Irish, Polish, German
The Shoes You Wore Today: my converse
Your Weakness: sweet talking girls...and kryptonite
Your Fears: Spiders!
Your Perfect Pizza: Mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: See at Least one concert each year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: What time is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: My penis, I don't fucking know
Your Bedtime: 11ish
Your Most Missed Memory: the Original Power Rangers
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Used to, I quit
Do you Swear: More than I should...A LOT more than I should
Do you Sing: who doesn't?
Do you Shower Daily: yep, poop daily too
Have you Been in Love: uh-huh
Do you want to go to College: yep
Do you want to get Married: sure
Do you belive in yourself: nope
Do you get Motion Sickness: what the fuck kind of question is this? are we gonna go on a roller coaster or something?
Do you think you are Attractive: stop with the self-centered questions.....NO
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: I get along with my mom, not my dad
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Do you play an Instrument: several
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: probably, who cares
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I hate this survey
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: it's fucking january...what the fuck
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: idk, maybe
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: yeah, by my brother
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: Rabies
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: dead
What country would you most like to Visit: something in Europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I don't care, as long as their not boring
Favourite Hair Color: I don't care
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: I don't care
Weight: I don't care
Best Clothing Style: good lord, I DONT CARE
Number of Drugs I have taken: 34887345326426322983457236
Number of CDs I own: 326452756183547 4365971837897 45649846516549 879486534987413 52498746589 7985415313
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: zero
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Which Goonie r u?

Mouth
You are Mouth, you are adorable, But very mischievious. You're cool, and full of charm, everyone loves you except those who know you, and even then, you get some lovin'
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My Interests

I love to perform, or listen to, all different kinda of music...I like to snowboard...and I enjoy snowboarding on restaraunt traysdown icy mounds on snow...that's about it...I lead a very eventful life as you can see

I'd like to meet:

Kurt fucking Vonnegut Stephen King Incubus Demetri Martin Zach Galifianakis Eric Whitacre Frank Ticheli Chuck Palahniuk

Music:

Stars, Sufjan Stevens, Guster, Iron and Wine, Death Cab or Cutie, Dilinger Escape Plan, Elton John, Eric Whitacre, Snow Patrol, Fo Fighters, Bright Eyes, Gym Class Heroes, He is Legend, Head Automatica, Buddy Holly, The Beatles, Ben Folds, Ben Folds Five, The Mars Volta, Broken Social Scene, Hot Hot Heat, Incubus, Interpol, Frou Frou, Imogen Heap, FATA, From First to Last, Good Luck Joes, The 88, A Wilhelm Scream, Alanis Morissette, The Smiths, The Bled, Mozart, Bartok, The Wonderyears, Ben Kweller, Outkast, Brian Setzer Orchestra, The Killers, Less Than Jake, Margot and The Nuclear So & So's, Lucky Boys Confusion, Billy Joel, Black Eyed Peas, Cibelle, Coheed, Coldplay, mewithoutyou, My American Heart, Oasis, Ozma, Poe, The Cure, Cursive, Damien Rice, The Used's first album, Dashboard, DMB, The Walkmen, Weezer, Yes, Jason Collett, Primus, Queen, Radiohead, Reel Big Fish, Streetlight Manifesto, Jars of Clay, Jay-Z, John Mayer, Jimmy Eat World, Richard Cheese, Rooney, Tool, Underoath, Unearth, Saves The Day, The Shins, Sigur Ros, Silverchair, Son Ambulance, South, Zoe Keating, Straylight Run, Old Taking Back Sunday, Tenacious D, Third Eye Blind

Movies:

Star Wars, Sin City, X-Men, Edward Scissorhands, Spiderman, The Nightmare Before Christmas, WillieWonka and the Chocolate Factory (fuck charlie and the chocolate factory), Signs, Gothika, Kng Kong What Dreams May Come, My Cousin Vinny, PCU, Capote, The Butterfly Effect and some others

Television:

The Oc, Chapelle's Show. I don't really watch tv

Books:

Rule of the Bone, Cujo, Haunted, Choke, The Sweet Hereafter, pretty much anything written by Russel Banks, and The Scarlet Letter, The Pigman, Jekyll and Hyde, The Great Gatsby, A Child Called "It"

Heroes:

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My Blog

I had a revalation...

I figured out that I'm a black person trapped within the confines of a white person's body.  but wait, I have evidence.  I have the lips, of course, I love grits, fried chicken, watermelon, ...
Posted by J Murder on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Short Stories With Tragic Endings

Did you ever look, did you ever see that one person, and the subtle way that they do these things and it hurts so much? So much like choking down the embers of a great blaze. It's that moment when ...
Posted by J Murder on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BNO - Hold on Tighly, Let go Lightly

"Hold On Tightly, Let Go Lightly" When you're left with only a bullet I'll bring the trigger and a promise to pull it I'll be the end of everyone who's ever entered your life And taken pieces ou...
Posted by J Murder on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

and this is where we play DOMINOS MOTHA FUCKA WHAT?!

holy shit, this night was so much fun. seems that saturday is the new night to be the best. well the day was kinda beat, karate then went out with my parents for a little then went to Rob's. Donnie, E...
Posted by J Murder on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST