tot-AL recall

I run with scissors on a regular basis..I frequently cry over spilled milk,I found out that a watched pot DOES boil, the grass is not greener on the other side because i mowed it, a penny saved is not a penny earned its still just a penny saved, I grew up on the wrong side of the tracks, I tend to put off tommorow what i could of done today, I only wear white AFTER Labor day, i speed up at yellow lights, I make a point of leaving the toilet seat up, i own the broken clock thats right twice a day, ive made lemonade when ive been given lemmons, i tried to crawl out of bed but i fell on the floor and never tried THAT again, i chew with my mouth open, i talk while im eating, i always yell "fire" in a crowded movie theatre, I Am the extra cook who spoiled the broth, i always try to drive when im in the backseat, if the early bird catches the worm id still rather sleep late, I dont claim to be Mr.Know-it-all but im kinda smart, i make a point of making eye contact with people on the subway, it was me who farted in the elevator, i try to make conversation with people in the restroom, if standard tipping is 20% i give 35%, if you get a paper cut i'll be standing there with a lemon, i always kick empty buckets, if there were a farm for sale that i could afford id buy it, i can chew gum and do 3 things at once, i never put my knife and fork on the proper side, i eat with my elbows ON the table, i had to make this shorter cause i had too many words before.. i like to meet new people and get in touch with old friends on here..same as everyone else i guess blah blah blah...i like to go out and have fun when im not working. im honest, down to earth and talk like a regular person, not some ivy leage metrosexual who talks in politically correct soudbites. i dont care about "reality TV shows or the latest ipod cell phone so dont ask. i hate shopping and love fixing things or at least trying to even if i suck at it. i have no sense of fashion or style and never have. i hate paying more than $5 to get into a bar, its less money for beer. i dont smoke but i dont have a problem with smokers. anything else just ask